"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!", Chris McLean, now cleaned up and having his wig properly on, said to begin the episodic recap of the previous episode, "The return of the magically unfair Micheal Jackson Token occurred! Samey and Mike went for the actual challenge while Scott and Jasmine battled eachother for the coin! Heheh. Needless to say, most people failed. Jasmine fought both Fang and a Bunny rabbit, only to lose the coin to Scott! On the other hand, Mike and Samey found a restaurant that was owned by mutant lizards who promptly tried to burn them alive for not being racist towards hispanic people! Though after Mike and Samey became a couple, Mike revealed his disorder to Samey and Svetlana handled beating the lizards up. Shame. Was hoping the ratings would be boosted even more but okay. At the end of the day though, Scott won the coin and got to choose once more who he eliminated. He picked Samey to be eliminated at that point. That's right, Samey! Like he should. I mean, an insecure bitch who has no confidence in herself and gets a boyfriend at the merge should be eliminated at the merge if you ask me but NOOOOOO! Mike had to be EVIL and actually sacrifice himself for her! What a TERRIBLE move because it cost Mike the game! Ugh. If I were there I would have said no, but because Ludmilla got SOOO emotional over her boyfriend's murder, she let it happen! ICK!", and then once he was shown by the camera, he did puking gestures, "UGH! DISGUSTING! So, what DISGUSTING and HORRIBLE thing will our contestants do next? I have no idea yet! But I will within a few hours! So stay tuned, on TOTAL, DRAMA REV-"
"Hold up", and then Ludmilla/Veronica, now dressed as she normally is for this season, walked up, "How do you know that Billy's death was a murder or not?"
"TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and Chris just bluntly avoided the question so that the recap then added and things immediately went over to a commercial break following the intro sequence:
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Following that, the actual episode finally began. This episode began with a shot of the one remaining cabin, where Jasmine and Samey were both sitting on the porch of. Both of them were sighing of sadness. For the same reason, too. Missing their boyfriends. Samey of course missed Mike, while Jasmine naturally missed Shawn. Both of them had a long moment of silence, before both of them let out sad sighs:
"I miss Shawn", Jasmine then stated;
"and I miss Mike", Samey also added in response.
"And it's all Scott's fault that they're gone!", Jasmine then angrily exclaimed, "All HIS fault!"
"I know!", Samey replied, "It is! But....what are we going to do about it?"
"I don't know", Jasmine answered, "But we can't just sit around and NOT do something about it!"
"But what CAN we do?", Samey then said, "I mean, I'm just a person who regained her confidence only to be almost eliminated in that same episode and in the end ended up losing her boyfriend instead. I'm done here."
"What?!", Jasmine replied, surprised, "NO! Just because you regained your confidence does NOT mean you need to be eliminated in that same episode! If anything, it's a reason you need to be in the game at all!"
"You really think so? Because It's clear I'm Scott's main target now. He chose ME to be eliminated! Obviously he's going to be after me now!"
"All the more reason for you to keep fighting against him and take him down!", Jasmine stated, "I mean, Mike didn't forefeit the game just cuz he wanted to have sex with you or anything. He did it because he loved you and really thought you deserved to go farther than that! If he just wanted you for your body, he would have just sat there and accepted your loss! But he didn't! He actually forfeited his place in the game just so you could go on without him! You can't just let that sacrifice make you be eliminated in the next episode after!"
"But still. I'm not doing anything anymore. It feels like my story here is done and I should be gone by now."
"No, it's not! And just because it feels like you don't have anything to do anymore, does not mean you should just leave! There's still plenty left for you to do!"
"Well, getting payback on Scott is one thing that comes to mind."
"But how do we do that?"
"What do you mean how?!"
"He's a scheming male who's won invincibility every episode of the merge so far and his schemes have all been so successful all the time! There's no way we can defeat him! Plus, he's the villain! The bad guy! Chris always gives them extra protection all of the time!"
"But he didn't protect Alejandro in the merge of Season Three last time I recall."
"Only because Veronica a.k.a Ludmilla was the actual bigger threat!", Samey then clarified for Jasmine, "Let's face it. I'm a goner right now. My arc and time of being on Total Drama, is finished."
"No, don't say that!"; Following that, things went right over to Scott who was sitting in his bed, inside a large miniature mansion-like place with paintings of Chris all over, asleep. Though he was not having a peaceful sleep at all. Infact, he was tossing and turning in his bed, having some sort of nightmare. This was confirmed, of course, by the words he said while had this nightmare:
"No!", he said, "Go away! Go away! Don't bother me! GO AWAY YOU LAND SHARK!", and then he woke up with a, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", and was sitting up in his bed completely frightened and panting, where realized he was just having a nightmare, "Oh.........it was just a nightmare........", he then sighed of relief, "Oh thank goodness! It seemed so real!"
Scott - "Lately, Fang has even been in my DREAMS lately! Well, more like Nightmares! I'm beginning to wonder just WHAT that thing is because that land shark isn't normal even for a MUTANT!"
Fang - *Just looks at the camera with his usual big toothy grin and does nothing else*
Following that, things went right on over to, once more, the staff of the show. Specifically, Ludmilla who was also known as Veronica. She was busy in Chris' private quarters on the island, a very well put together place even better looking than the award house that Scott got. Ludmilla was on Chris' computer desk and doing research on what had happened to her boyfriend, when Chef walked in and said:
"Yo, Veronica!", he said to her, "We're 'bout to start the challenge!"
"You and Chris just do it yourselves", she bluntly said to him in response, "I have more important things to do."
"Trying to find out how Chris is sure Billy's death is a murder, for one."
"Aw come on now, Chris is a jerk but he wouldn't be THAT mean as to THAT, girl!"
"Oh really?", Ludmilla/Veronica answered with a raised eyebrow, "You really think that."
"Well, yeah! Yeah I do!"
"Well then. If you're right, fine. But if you aren't, then my search through Chris' private files of the footage cut from the aired episodes will NOT be in vain after all."
"Huh? You got in that folder?!"
"But it's password protected! How'd ya get the password?!"
"It's easy. Chris' password is literally just his name."
"So....any progress on your investigation yet at all?"
"Not really", she admitted, "I'm looking through all of the footage that was cut from this season. It's not a very fast process at all."
"I see.", Chef then thought of something, "Why don't you only look at the footage from the episode that Billy came in at?"
"You know, that's a good idea.", and it was right then and there that Ludmilla/Veronica did just that, and Chef walked in closer to get a closer look. It wasn't very long after clicking on one specific video clip though, that made both Ludmilla/Veronica and Chef gasp in shock and possibly even horror. However, the camera didn't linger on them for very long before it went right over to Chris McLean himself.
What was Chris McLean doing? Answer, the usual.
By usual, of course, that means sitting on a director's chair while ordering the interns to serve him hand and foot. One intern was massaging his feet, while two others were fanning him, and another one was massaging his now bald scalp while the other one was washing out his wig. Chris just smiled and sighed in pure relief and relaxation, and then pulled out a small mirror to look at himself. He laughed a bit and finally spoke:
"Man I could just kiss myself right now.....but then I'd fall in love!", he laughed some more and then threw the mirror at one of the interns, it broke into pieces and made the intern go unconscious, "Say, does any of you have the contracts for that top secret episode we have planned for after this season?"
"No sir", the black intern said in response;
"Bummer", Chris commented, "Because I was really hoping you would."
"Wh-why is that, sir?"
"Because that means you need to go into the still-in-progress I.U.T again."
"But sir, what if I never come back?!"
"That's the problem with you guys! You all THINK I care if stuff like that happens! You are INTERNS, you see. INTERNS. If YOU die, nobody cares!", all of the other interns glared angrily at him, "Just like how it SHOULD have been with Billy Joe Cobra! Now, get in the I.U.T. or I will fire you and that little son you have will be left to starve because his dad has no money at all."
"Y-Yes sir", and the intern bowed his head and obeyed Chris' orders. Chris laughed and sipped from his drink that was handed to him;
"HA! This is the life!", he continued to say, "This sure is, the life! All of you skid marks on the butt of society named interns waiting on me hand and foot while I await for the scheduled time to torture the Final Three of this competition some more! Hahaha! I don't know if it can get any better than this!"
"SILENCE!", Chris said, silencing the girl intern from speaking while he himself thought up an idea, and then snapped his fingers with a smile once he did so, "I know! I got it! I'll make the CHALLENGE make it be even better! We're one episode away from the finale, so the challenge most definitely HAS to be fantastic, after all! It needs to completely and totally honor the glorious, handsome and sexy person I am!", he then stood up and rudely took his wig to put back on, "It WILL show the world how much I am better than EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET! Haha! That's it! It will show them ALL just why I am the one and ONLY rightful host of Total Drama! ME! Chris McLean! Hahahahaha! TO THE CHALLENGE!", and then he marched to where the challenge was taking place, at which point all of the interns groaned in misery.
Girl Intern - "Chris actually isn't the first OR third choice for host. First choice was Blaineley, she refused. Second choice was Ludmilla, she refused. Third choice was Cassandra, who also refused. Fourth choice was a guy named Hans Rotwood, but he was deemed too insane by the producers to host the show. Fifth choice was a guy named Glen Ponzi but a televison show clip from a few years ago made the producers turn him down. Sixth choice was the goddess of chaos Eris, but she said the show was not chaotic enough and turned us down. Seventh choice was a woman named Terra but her car mysteriously broke down in the middle of the highway during Black Friday and Chris came in and asked for the job and got it only on his first audition. So yeah. He was the EIGHTH choice."
Following that, Chris had all of the remaining contestants, as in Jasmine, Scott and Samey, gathered right at the entrance to the words so that he could talk about the challenge that they all would have to do as one of the final challenges of the entire season. As one would expect, Jasmine, Samey and Scott were at the least neutral and at the most unhappy to have a challenge for the day, but nonetheless they had no choice but to do it due to the contracts they signed to be on this show.
"So!", Chris opened with, "Are all of you losers ready for the daily humiliation?"
"Not really", Scott answered, "But we really kind of have to be."
"Glad you finally realized that!"
"Hmph", Scott rolled his eyes.
"Anyway", Chris then went on to say, "Todays challenge is something TRULY special! What is it you may ask? Well, it's going to be......a walk through the woods!", and of course nobody had any response to that at all, "What? No response? Come on people, I need ratings here!"
"We're in the Final Three.", Jasmine replied;
"And most trailers feature clips from the earlier episodes."
"No reason to just stop with the trailer inducing scenes, people! No reason at all! We need the ratings!", Chris answered with, "Because I need to get payed! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, the challenge! A walk through the woods!"
"That's it?", Jasmine questioned, "Isn't that a bit TOO easy?"
"You're right Jasmine!", Chris answered, making Jasmine feel terrible, "JUST a walk in the woods IS too easy! Which is why that is NOT literally ALL you are going to be doing!"
"It's not?", Samey asked."
"Of course it's not", Scott bluntly answered, "What did you expect?"
"Heheh, yeah!", Chris replied, "You tell that lesser Amy how it is, Scott!", Chris then laughed while Jasmine and Samey both angrily glared at him, "You see, you will not only be journeying through the woods, you will also......be searching for a specific flower that me and Chef, who should be here but for whatever reason isn't, just discovered yesterday that lives on the island!", Chris then laughed once more, "Now, this flower looks like this!", he then showed them a picture of a flower that was decently large and located in a swamp-like environment, and seems to be in a much larger plant aswell, "And you three will have to find it located in the more swampy parts of the Island's now mutated forestry!", in response, they had this to say:
"That's all?", all in unison too;
"Ha!", Chris laughed, "As if! You WISH it was all! Because, I will have all of you now bring THESE along with you!", and then suddenly the interns brought on three infants, and tied them all up to the contestants backs. "That's right! Now, this was Cassandra's idea for this challenge episode. I decided it was good enough to be used for this challenge so yeah, you will have babies strapped to you while you do this challenge!", and of course, all of the Final Three gasped at this reveal;
Jasmine - "Chris and Cassandra are the worst beings to ever be born into this universe?! Can't they just die and go to hell already?!"
Samey - "This CAN'T be legal!"
Scott - "I may be a little messed up but I'm not THAT messed up!"
Following that, things went right up to Chris once more, as he got coffee from an intern and bluntly sipped it before continuing to speak:
"Now, the rest of the challenge, such as the ways to win and such, are simple! First one to cross the finish line at the other end of the woods, wins! Now, to TRULY win you must have both your baby AND the flower! Does everyone understand that?", and of course all of the Final Three nodded in response despite their reluctance to do the challenge at all, "Good! But even if you didn't, I frankly would not care."
"You're making us use BABIES in this challenge!", Jasmine then exclaimed;
"I know!", Chris said with a sadistic laugh, "I came up with the idea!"
"But you said CASSANDRA did!"
"I DON'T CARE! ONLY WHAT I SAY GOES, ALRIGHT?!", and then all of the final three remained, "Silent. Alright, so now I think we are all ready to begin the challenge! You guys all ready?", Jasmine, Samey and Scott just groaned in response, "Good!", and Chris then took out a blowhorn and blew it. This made the babies all cry while Scott, Samey and Jasmine raced off into the woods while angrily glaring at Chris.
Jasmine - "Chris is the WORST person on the face of the entire planet! And that is a FACT!"
And it was with that, that the challenge officially and finally began. Indeed, it began. Jasmine, Samey and Scott all were in the woods together with babies strapped to their backs. However, they were not actually all together in one single place. Scott was off in one part of the forest doing his own thing with himself, while Jasmine and Samey stuck close together in a semi-alliance against Scott. Of course, both of them were not very happy at all at the situation they both were in:
"This is by far the worst challenge we have ever had to do. Period."
"What makes you say that?", Samey said, "It's just a walk through the woods."
"With babies strapped to us."
"Yes, but still. It's the one challenge that has like, the least amount of things to it. Of all people, YOU should not be upset with this one."
"I know", Jasmine said, "And it's not the challenge I'm upset with. It's Scott."
"Yeah", Samey sighed, "I wish he would just eliminate me for reals and get it over with."
"NO.", Jasmine then immediately answered it, "He is NOT going to do that to you! EVER! Not while I'M around!"
"What makes you so sure about that?"
"Because like I told you, just because your 'story' is over, does not mean that YOU are over! It's time people stopped thinking that once and for all!"
"But, I don't know what I have to do around here anymore. There's nothing left for me to really do at all."
"That's not true! You just need to discover it! You could totally avenge Mike by getting rid of Scott!"; Samey looked up at Jasmine before continuing on with:
“What’s the use though? I’m not strong… I’m not even smart."; Jasmine looked back at Samey, annoyed and upset by her statement:
“Excuse me?! What the hell did you say?”
“... I said I’m not-”
“Oh, I know what you said, and it’s NOT TRUE. You ARE strong, and you ARE smart. If you weren’t, you would’ve been eliminated earlier. You outsmarted your sister, you made it through thick and thin, and most of all… you made it here. To the semifinals. If that doesn’t say strong, then I don’t know what does.”; Samey’s frown faded away and a smile formed;
“You really think so?”
“I don’t think so. I KNOW so,” Jasmine said as she hugged Samey.
“Thanks Jasmine. You’re awesome."
“Don’t mention it. Just stay by me, and we’ll be in the finale in no time!”
“Woohoo! A friendship finale!”
"That sounds like a plan!"
Chris - "A friendship WHAT?!" *He fakes barfing* "Man, the THOUGHT of that disgusts me! No way in HELL is THEIR plan gonna be happening while I'M the host of this show!"
Following that, the scene went to focus on Scott who was walking through another part of the woods with his baby strapped to his back. Unlike Samey and Jasmine, he didn't have anyone else with him. Or, so he thought. He was completely unaware of the eyes carefully watching him from the bushes as he just bluntly and uncaringly walked through the woods. Soon enough, the hands that belonged to these eyes snagged the baby from him and gently placed it on a nearby tree stump while Scott kept on walking. They patted the baby on the head and then the hands were revealed to belong to the mutant land-shark Fang.
What was Fang doing?
Literally tip-toeing behind Scott, and each time Scott looked behind him, Fang hid behind a tree.
"Huh?", was Scott's first reaction when he slightly heard the sounds of Fang following him, but turned and saw nothing. He shrugged and kept going after that, but so did Fang in turn. Fang kept following him as he walked through the forest, and after a hundred feet or so there was the sound of a crunching branch and that made Scott turn to see Fang:
“AAAAAAAAHHH! FANG!!”, yelled Scott as he bolted away, Fang hot on his tail, the usual chase the two do now being on. The entire time, Fang kept his usual smile on while Scott was completely terrified. The baby that Scott paired with, just sat there on the tree stump while Scott dealt with the issue of Fang chasing him. The baby even smiled and did it's usual goo-goo and ga-ga and giggling while Scott was running and screaming in terror from Fang.
Scott - "I HATE THIS SHOW!"
Following that, things immediately went back to Jasmine and Samey, who were still walking side-by-side to eachother through the woods, happily trying to think of ways to bring down Scott, removing his chances of winning the competition. Their planning and talking, of course, went like this:
"Do you really think that's a good idea, Jasmine?", Samey asked Jasmine, "I mean, you really think that will work?"
"Of course I do!", Jasmine answered with, "Why wouldn't I? It's a simple plan!"
"I don't know.....it seems hard."
"What's so hard about it? It's a simple plan!", Jasmine then went on to explain the plan her and Samey talked about; "All we have to do is work together to make sure he loses the challenge no matter what, and then we take eachother to the finale rather than him, which will be the ultimate slap in the face after that horrible unfairness he tried to pull with you!"
"Yeah", Samey commented, "When you put it like that, it does sound pretty easy and simple to do....."
"Exactly!", Jasmine put a fist into her other hand, "Which means it should be no problem at all for the two of us to do!"
"Yeah, I guess it won't be."
"Then let's go!"
"But wait", Samey then stopped Jasmine, which annoyed Jasmine just a bit;
"What is it?"
"Well, we didn't think up any specifics yet at all."
"Oh", Jasmine realized that Samey was right about that, "Right.......yeah we need to do that first. Any ideas?", and in response Samey shook her head, Jasmine sighed in response, "Well, back to the drawing board now."
"Oh, I'm sorry."
"You have nothing to be sorry about, it's all alright, girl. Trust me.", Jasmine continued on to say, "All we gotta do is think of some more specific ideas on how to get back at Scott, that's all!", and then, as they thought about their plan of action against Scott, focused actually changed back to Scott one last time. What was he doing? Well, for one, Fang had managed to chase him into climbing up high into a tree. Needless to say, Fang kept jumping up to try and get Scott, but it was all to no avail at all. As such, Scott was screaming in fear from the tree branch he was holding onto:
"Ah! No! AHHH! STOP IT!", Scott pleaded, "Why can't you go eat something else?!", but of course Fang did not stop jumping at Scott, which only made Scott continue to shriek in fear, "Ahhhhh! Go away! Please! I have a challenge to win!", and yet another jump, "Ahhhh!", and of course with that, focus shifted once more to another set of people on the island, though this time it was not Jasmine and Samey. Rather, it was actually Chris himself.
What was Chris doing this time?
Something simple really. He was lounging on his deck chair on the dock of shame seemingly relaxing on the chair with sunglasses over his eyes and a smile on his face.
"Man", Chris said with a happy sigh, "This sure is the life.", he then looked around and continued speaking, "No contestants around to bother me. Ludmilla hopefully being fired soon. Chef still only my second-in-command, and no cops! I'm free to torture whoever I want! How could it possibly get any better than this?", and of course nobody answered him, and he then got mad at that fact, "HEY! INTERNS, COME HERE AND ANSWER MY QUESTION!", No one responded this time, the heinous and unbelievably selfish attitude of Chris’s had gone too far. Not to mention they wanted to get back at him a little for all he had done to them. Chris glared with surprising malice, even for him, and shouted, “ANSWER OR YOU’LL GET SOMETHING BEYOND BEING FIRED!!!”; That level of intimidation got the interns to gather. One female intern asked;
“What is the question?”
Can it get any better than me being large and in charge?” Chris asked, lounging casually.
“YES!”, All the interns responded with a huff and walked off. Chris was caught off-guard by their bluntness and looked very furious.
“You are just a bunch of disposable CUNTS! I OWN YOU! I OWN EVERYONE!” He ranted in a fury.
“You don’t own me.”, A mysterious yet familiar voice from just off-camera responded.
“Ah yes… you. The time is almost here for you to make your grand entrance.” Chris spoke calmly but malevolently, almost like a supervillain glad to be receiving new information. It was unknown who the person was as the camera didn’t reveal them so it literally could be anyone. From the sounds of it, it was someone who was familiar with Total Drama and had been invited or snuck onto the island in someway.
“Good, it’s time to take back what’s RIGHTFULLY mine!”, The voice declared. The camera then shifted back to the two ladies competing, Jasmine and Sammy. They were walking with their babies when one certain step by Sammy caused smoke to erupt and then the ground fell beneath her. A sinkhole.
“Whoaaa!”, Sammy gasped as she started to feel herself fall. Jasmine saw this and quickly grabbed ahold of her and helped her back to the ground.
“Th-thanks Jas.”, Sammy said gratefully.
“No problem lass. Let’s just hope we are nearly there to that flower. It feels like-” Jasmine was speaking but quickly got interrupted by a familiar cry.
“... Sounds like a certain fella I don’t really care for.” Jasmine grunted as she clenched her fists. It indeed was Scott, no doubt crying for help for Fang. Of course, neither Sammy nor Jasmine liked him and had already vowed to eliminate him but even they knew Scott’s troubles with Fang. Not to mention being bitten or devoured by a shark was far too cruel a fate so their heads were wracked with a difficult decision. Go to help him or continue to find the flower?
“Let’s ask the baby. Baby, should we go help a really mean meanie who isn’t NEARLY as bad as Amy but got rid of my boyfriend?”, Sammy asked the baby she was carrying with a gentle voice. The baby seemed to nod with Sammy and replied with a sounding ‘Goo goo’.
“Sigh… very well. I mean we can let the boy get his due but we can’t let the baby he’s with get hurt.” Jasmine agreed, pointing out probably the only reason she was agreeing with this decision. The two girls ran over and in a few moments, found Scott still holding on for dear life at the top of the tree and a persistent Fang. Scott saw the two, not hard with Jasmine’s height, and cried out to them,
“Jasmine! Samey! C’mon, help a guy out! I did not outwit, outlast, and outplay to become SHARK FOOD!”
“It’s not SAMEY it’s SAMMY! Amy just toyed with the birth certificates and no one in my family knows that Amy convinced everyone to call me ‘Samey’!”, Sammy yelled, already offended. Jasmine looked no more happy at his words.
"And you eliminated all our friends, BOTH of our loves, and were just an arrogant leopard this whole time. You are going to get what you deserve before this game ends mate and it won’t be pretty!” She announced. Scott looked at the two rather annoyed but then noticed Sammy and suddenly got a nasty idea…
Scott - “That’s IT,” Scott announced happily, hitting his fist into his hand, “I know how I can break the two gal pals. I just got to convince Samey Jasmine’s the bigger threat. She’s taller, just as smart as me, definitely stronger, she can’t beat me but would be more challenging to face. If I can convince Sammy that she should eliminate the biggest threat, there’s a two-thirds chance of me making it to the final two.”
“Please get me down here! I’m sorry I did that! It was all gameplay, nothing personal whatsoever. There’s no way you were going to take me into the top two with Mike still here Sammy! I had to do what was best for me. Besides, it’s not like you were going to become sharkbait, I AM if you don’t help me deal with the animporph!”, Scott pleaded as convincingly as he could. Sammy looked at him and then looked down in thought.
Samey - “He has a point. First and foremost this IS a game. I came here on my OWN to play and break away from Amy but she had to follow me in anyway and not give me any peace of mind.”, Samey scoffed, folding her arms. “I definitely don’t trust Scott as a player, but as a person he definitely doesn’t deserve to be eaten… hoping this doesn’t come to bite me back in the butt.”
“Ok, we’ll get you down from here! You and your baby too! Jasmine what should we do?” Sammy asked Jasmine with a nervous expression.
“... In a scenario like this, redirecting the bloke should get him off Scott’s back and allow him to get down. But are you sure you want to do this?” Jasmine asked Sammy with a very serious tone. Warning bells were going off in her head but the sympathetic side of her was agreeing with this.
“Yes! Should I do it or should you?” Sammy asked again.
“... I think I ought to do it. Shawn taught me a thing or two about slipping a fast one on someone so I can definitely lead Fang away. Besides, you promised me we’ll be top two, I trust you on that Sammy. Go on ahead, I’ll catch up with you later.” Jasmine announced as she picked up a nearby rock and hurled it at Fang. The rock hit Fang square on the back and he turned and growled at Jasmine.
“Go Sammy!” Jasmine ordered Sammy to go off to Scott which she very much did and then Jasmine began to taunt the infamous fish.
“Hey trout for brains! Come and have a go if you think you’re fast enough!” Jasmine proceeded to run the direction she and Sammy had came from and a challenged Fang pursued her. Mutant sharks have a reputation to hold and they weren’t going to let a reality show contestant break them down. With this, Scott came down from the tree at last and looked worn out from having to hold on for so long. He looked to Sammy with a vulnerable expression while Sammy looked relieved.
“Oh Scott I’m… well I guess not REALLY glad but gla-", But before Sammy could even get out her words of consideration and kindness, Scott took her by the hand and they ran together as Scott began to speak.
“Look Sammy, if you want to win for Mike, you HAVE to take out Jasmine while you can!”, He told her with a competitive spirit in his eye.
Sammy - “Well I guess expecting a ‘thank you’ from his was a tad bit too optimistic but suggesting that I should eliminate Jasmine after all she’s done for me, AFTER we helped him down? … What a jerk.” Sammy complained with a cross expression.
“Are you kidding? The last thing Mike would want me to do was to backstab my friend!” ,Sammy exclaimed while she ran alongside him.
“You backstabbed your sister.”, Scott pointed out in a somewhat mocking way, as he knew it was somewhat true.
“NO I DIDN’T! … Or did I…? Look, she was being a MENACE and needed to learn her lesson. I had to do what I did.” Sammy responded after realizing that she had somewhat deceived everyone and Amy in the way she got rid of her menacing twin.
"Whatever you say cheerleader. Look, Jasmine is the bigger threat. She’s strong, smart, taller, and could easily wipe the floor with us in the finale. If you take me, it’ll be even grounds and imagine you taking out the grand villain of the season. Wouldn’t that make Amy shut up and Mike proud?” Scott stated, trying to sell his idea and move to Sammy.
Scott - Scott was laughing boldly in the Confessional. “As IF someone who was supposed to have gone home TWICE already can beat ME! I just need Jasmine gone and then this finale will be a cinch!"
“... If I was Amy I would’ve accepted this with no hesitation but I’m not Amy, I’m Sammy. I am NOT going to do that to Jasmine. I mean I know she has a guy, Shawn, who’s also rooting for her to win. You have nobody who wants you to win EXCEPT Amy.” After some time to think, Sammy gave an honest and very intelligent answer. Scott didn’t say anything but give a very ticked off look at the nice twin.
“Your funeral. Watch as Australia runs you over like a monster truck and then you’ll be wishing you stood by me.” Scott taunted with frustration. Sammy slapped Scott for such a stereotype of Jasmine much to his shock.
"Y-you…” Scott gasped. He wasn’t scared of Sammy at all but the slap was unexpected.
“What are you? Cassandra?!”, Sammy shouted with anger and offense. Even Amy had no patience for racist remarks like Cassandra’s and the one that Scott had made.
“Whoa, you’re right. That was a bit out of line. Forgot about Chris’s horrid Ex. But, seriously, Jasmine IS the bigger threat and has been a strong competitor from start to now. If you want a better chance to win, you’ll choose me.” Scott apologized with shocking sincerity to begin with. Even Sammy looked a bit touched but she did raise her eyebrow and state,
“Let’s just go find the flower then if you want to work with me so much. Ok Scott?”
Scott - “Ok… a bossy lady is pretty hot in my book. Something really strong about a woman who can give orders like my Papi. Of course she has Mike but for future references on my side.” Scott spoke vainly, much akin to Duncan from previous seasons before winking at the camera.
Samey - “Obviously Scott is trying desperately to get me to join him by raising good points. But let’s be honest, ALL villains resort to bringing up whatever fact they can to save themselves when they’ve been caught in a bind. It feels good to have so much power over someone for once…” Sammy spoke with a gleeful grin before gasping. “Wait… uh-oh… that’s probably the kind of power trip Amy’s been on all these years. Better not board that bandwagon!"
Meanwhile, Fang runs in the forest but Jasmine is nowhere to be seen. He looks around and tries to use his sense of smell but can’t smell the familiar scent of the tallest female competitor this season. He runs off in a huff, deciding to pursue Scott again. Suddenly, from a nearby tree, two eyes open and blink a few times before an entire shape moves from the tree. It is no doubt Jasmine as judging from the words that come out of her,
“Not a very smart fishy is he? Now to find that bloom!” She has camouflaged herself with paint to match the tree she was hiding against. Managing to disguise her scent and her appearance from the feisty Fang. She then runs off towards Sammy and Scott.
Jasmine - “Easy as hopping across the plains on one foot.” Jasmine remarks, looking at herself painted in camouflage. “Shawn, I owe you a million dollar split for all your advice. Just got to send Scott home, defeat Sammy, and my dream will come true!”
Back to Sammy and Scott, they have reached what appears to be a bog. The bog is green and steaming, as though acidic with stepping stones along the bog. In the middle of the bog appears to be a big green plant with fangs on it in a way that looks ominous and suspicious. In the mouth of that plant is a stem that holds a beautiful pink flower. Sammy and Scott both look unnerved upon first stumbling upon this bog.
“Yeah… hope you got a good sense of balance from all those cartwheels Sammy because one false move and you’ll become the DEAD twin.” Scott pointed out, the hesitation reflecting in his tone.
“And that plant! Why the heck is it so big?” Sammy asked, genuinely concerned. Scott didn’t look impressed.
“Okay look, Sammy. We’ve been on an island with Dawn’s freaky little pets, DAWN herself, a toxic mine, mutant animals, FANG, CHRIS, CASSANDRA, and Tinky Winky! I think it should be obvious by now WHY that plant is as big as a shack.” Scott spoke in a cynical, stupefied way towards Sammy and Sammy understood why.
“Because… we are on… a radioactive island…?” Sammy muttered weakly, a bit embarrassed with each word. Scott just simply nodded to confirm her question and to make her feel even guiltier. Trying to redeem what dignity she lost, she noticed something important.
“Hey look! The flower’s right there! The one we need to find to win a guaranteed spot in the top two!” She pointed at the flower. This caught Scott’s eye and he set to work mentally devising some way to get it as Sammy looked excited but also anxious about how she was to retrieve it. Meanwhile, Chris was watching all this in pretty much the same pose, place, and attitude he wore the last time.
“Ah Larry, this island’s greatest achievement and my cuddliest, loveliest plant friend. I would-”
“Chris? Your lunch is ready.”, A male intern came over an interrupted Chris’s clearly much-practiced speech on the mutant plant that had been spotted by Sammy and Scott. This plant was indeed the Larry in question but Chris was irritated for being interrupted like this.
“What is it anyway? It better be something… wha-?!” Chris, hardly shy at all, was brought to silence at the sight of his lunch. It was a bowl of soup but it was very clearly alphabet soup. The noodles, shaped like letters, had been arranged in a way to spell out a message:
“I know what you did.”
Chris looked at it in silence and to the intern’s pleasure, gulped. But then he narrowed his eyes with a mix of malice and concern.
“Who prepared this soup?” Chris asked as he suddenly felt compelled to hurl the soup at whoever made it.
“Specially requested by Ludmilla sir.” The intern demanded. The name was definitely the sort of name that would invite him to hurl the soup… but…
“... W-well… I see… I want something different. Something not made by that low-class bimbo.” Chris muttered half-heartedly and started to break out in a cold sweat. She couldn’t know could she? There was no way for her to find out right? "I PLAYED IT PERFECTLY!", the man thought. Chris suddenly felt very unsafe and was about to go towards a more public area when Chef appeared.
“I knew you sold your soul to the devil, he himself appeared on the show, but you make that devil look like a little kitten after this season Chris.” Chef spoke with a stoic, severe tone that oozed DISGUST at Chris. Chris, now clearly terrified but trying to maintain a sense of power as he was still the Total Drama host, replied,
“SHUT THE FUCK UP! Who’s the host of this show? ME! Who brought that contestant back so the finale won’t be some stupid lovefest? ME! Who can out-wage all your asses? ME! Not you or Ludmilla or even that stupid Billy COMBINED! Do your job and let me live it up like I should!” Chris spoke with complete sinfulness. As though all the seven deadly sins were personified in him. Lust and greed for fame, wrath which had clearly been unmasked, pride in his unrivaled ego, gluttony in his pursuit of fame and fortune, and sloth for his absolute lack of pity and care for anyone other than himself. Chef recognized this and knew things were going to blow up very soon. So Chef just shook his head and left.
Chef - “I’m startin’ to feel a bit scared for everyone who’s been involved this season. Chris is PSYCHO!” Chef commented with great sincerity.
Back to the challenge, Sammy and Scott were looking at the flower trying to figure out what they should do to obtain it. Scott looked at the stepping stones and noted that one of the stepping stones looked bigger than it should. He got a devious idea fit for the mastermind he had been this season.
“Sammy, you know, since you DID save me from Fang, I’ll let you go first to retrieve the flower. Just step along these stepping stones and it should be a cinch.” Scott said in a voice that was meant to sound friendly and innocent. Sammy of course was skeptical but decided it would be in her best interests to take advantage of Scott’s supposed kindness.
“Okay Scott.” Sammy then used her cheerleading expertise to gracefully and quickly cross the stepping stones until one particular stepping stone started to move and actually rise.
“Whoa… uh-oh.” Sammy gasped as she noticed that her stepping stone was proven to be the shell of a giant mutant turtle. The baby she had with her was crying in fear and Sammy tried to calm both the baby down and the turtle down.
“Easy, easy turtle… um what would Dawn say at a time like this? Your aura is a very agitated shade of green? So please relax…” Sammy asked, trying to channel her inner Moonchild as it was the only way she knew how to talk to animals. The turtle simply roared and then shook off Sammy who was flung into the air with her baby.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Oof!” Sammy landed in the branches of a nearby tree, and her baby was unharmed due to how she landed in the branches. But she was definitely a bit hurt after that. Scott of course, was gleeful that he managed to get Sammy out of the way.
“Worked just like I planned! Now it’s time to nab that flower!” He announced but then noticed the giant mutant turtle was now very much active and was blocking the way. He wasn’t humble enough to admit he didn’t see this coming but he was resourceful enough to devise a tactic to use right at that moment.
“That was Samey’s fault, go after her! I knew you weren’t a stepping stone!”, Scott sold Sammy out. Sammy gave a frustrated growl and quickly got up onto the branch and watched as the turtle approached the tree she was on. Free to partake in this challenge however he wanted, Scott quickly navigated the stepping stones and was now on Larry, perfectly in place to nab the flower.
“This is for you, Papi!” He cried out to the camera giving a sly smile and a thumbs up. But as soon as he grabbed the flower, Larry closed in and trapped him inside his mouth. “AUUUUUGHHHH!!! I said it once and I’ll say it again! I didn’t come this far to be breakfast! Release me!” Scott proceeded to strike the walls of Larry’s mouth in anyway he could, intent on causing as much disruption as possible. Sammy was in no better position as the turtle was climbing up her tree definitely eager to take a bite out of her. It seemed grim for the two remaining ‘S’s of Total Drama Revenge of the Island. But it was at that moment that Fang emerged from the forest, having finally picked up on Scott’s scent. Sammy saw Fang and got an idea of her own. Not quite an innocent one but it was fairly intelligent.
“Fang! Scott’s about to become plant food if you don’t do something about it!”, She shouted at to him, pointing at the plant. Naturally this pushed Fang too far and he lunged at the plant and bit into it resulting in a chorus of screams from what sounded like Larry and also a shocked and terrified Scott. Larry proceeded to spit out Scott as it cried out and opened its mouth wide open and Scott was sent flying and as a result landed in the same branch as Sammy. Although… in his hand was the flower that he hadn’t let go off for one moment while in Larry. Sammy saw this at once and grabbed it while Scott was still dazed.
“H-hey…” Scott muttered weakly trying to get a sense of what just happened.
“Sorry Scott. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, NOT going to happen.” Sammy taunted as she executed a beautiful leap from the branch and landed on the other side of the bog with the perfection of an Olympic-level gymnast. The baby who was with her appeared to be quite happy too. Scott narrowed his eyes and snapped his fingers in disappointment.
Scott - “My game today has been off! No thanks to these stupid menaces getting in the way! I have to get that flower back from Sammy because now I’m convinced she won’t accept my deal.” Scott grimaced after saying all this.
Samey - “Hopefully when I return from Total Drama, the cheer squad will consider me giving me a higher spot on the pyramid after all this. I know that leap was above and beyond any other leap our cheer squad could do.” Sammy rambled on happily and excited.
At that moment Jasmine arrived and saw the commotion as well as the fact that Sammy now had the flower. She looked a bit concerned.
Jasmine - “I didn’t think helping Scott would set me back so far… I mean I know Sammy would take me to the top two for sure… probably. I guess I’m just antsy like an ant hill because I’m so close and yet it could turn out to be so far.” Jasmine expressed her worries and concerns.
Fang saw Jasmine and furious at being given the slip by her, got off of an equally furious Larry and lunged at her. Jasmine looked surprised and screamed. But then Larry grabbed Fang in mid-air, and hurled him at the mutant turtle, knocking the both of them unconscious. Scott gave a sigh of relief and got off the tree branch as he still very much was in this.
“Good work Sammy! Now all you need to do is-” But suddenly things got even more abnormal for the show when Larry suddenly rose and showed its true form as a monstrous plant that could maneuver and roared at Sammy. It definitely wanted its vengeance for her having taken possession of its flower. The roar was enough to make Sammy’s baby cry.
“This is SO uncanny!!!”, Sammy screamed as she began to run away from the bog and from a rampaging Larry. Seizing the confusion, Scott shoved Jasmine to the ground and began to go after her.
“No way am I losing to ANY twin today!” He shouted. Jasmine narrowed her eyes, straightened her hat, and shouted:
“And no way am I losing to such a poor sport like you!” She then took on after him and Sammy. Sammy, was running for her life from a rampaging Larry. Larry tried to use its vines to ensnare the cheerleader and retrieve the flower from her. Sammy’s cheerleading expertise was giving her fierce agility though and she was able to both outrun and nimbly dodge Larry.
“How much-’ Cartwheel. “Longer-” A spirited leap. “Is the finish line from here?” A barrel roll. Sammy was getting tired and even more terrified than she was before. But then she saw paradise. “The finish line! Yes! Top two here I-” But as Sammy cheered, she had slowed down her pace and become predictable with her movements. Larry used this to finally catch Sammy with its vines and hoisted her to in front of its face. Larry unleashed a mighty roar in front of Sammy’s face who now looked positively terrified. Naturally such intensity, loudness, and such a bold appearance was not suitable for any baby to experience and so Sammy’s baby began to cry. This didn’t go unnoticed by Sammy and she stood her ground. “You should be ashamed of yourself Shop Terror! You made my baby cry and do you know what it has been through. It has been through Chris’s sick and twisted ways and so have I!” Sammy scolded Larry who didn’t really have an expression to read and continued to do so. “I have been through a lot myself! You see, my twin sister Amy has made my life a complete mess. She abused me, she used me, she brought me down to make herself look better for years! She called me ‘Samey’, and for a while everyone thought that was my name when it was really ‘SAMMY’. So I came to this show to get away from her and maybe start my own thing. If all went well I could even win and maybe start a new life for myself. But Amy just HAD to follow me and make my life miserable like she always did!” At this point Sammy was crying very stressed out tears. Larry sensed her pain and actually appeared to have a frown of pity and concern. “She nearly got rid of me when it was clear she deserved to go but my friends, Dawn, Jasmine, Mike, they stood up for me and I finally stood up for myself and got rid of her. But I had to pretend to be her which is like an insult and a justification of what she did to me. When it was finally out and about, I was able to actually make the next step and find Mike. A sweet and sexy guy who may have multiple personalities but also has dreams and goals. Then Scott, that ginger who tried to take your flower first, got rid of him so now I’m in this game for myself, for Mike, for Jasmine, for Dawn, and for this baby that’s on my BACK! So please… don’t eat me or anything. I beg of you.” Sammy pleaded with her hands folded in prayer. The baby had stopped crying at this point resulting in a deep and solemn silence. “Eh?” But then movement from Larry occurred and Sammy suddenly found that her feet were touching the ground. She still had the flower in her hand, the baby was still with her, and not much sound had been made at all. Sammy looked curiously around and then noticed… she was across the finish line.
"AND SAMEY WINS THE CHALLENGE!", Chris then announced just as Sammy noticed she won. Jasmine and Scott just then walked onto the scene themselves, as Chris walked up to Sammy with a smile on his face and hands put together, "Which means both Jasmine and Scott lose!"
"Good for you, Sammy!", Jasmine happily congratulated her friend, happy, "At least SCOTT didn't win."
"Yeah yeah yeah", Scott said, "We get it. We get it. We lost over her."
"Now", Chris then put his hands over Samey's mouth just before she could celebrate, "Before we celebrate, I need to be handed all of your babies so they can be safely taken off of the island and returned to the orphanage that they came from.", all of the final three immediately did that right away, handing the infants to nearby interns which then walked off, "Very good! Now, Samey has just gotten herself into the Final Tow, but, Jasmine and Scott still remain! Thus, you guys will be voting for who you think should leave!"
"What?", Jasmine questioned, "But, doesn't the finalist usually just pick who goes with them at this point?"
"Yeah, well, I have something else planned for the finale", Chris said with a slight scheming smirk to his face, "And it requires that you all cast a vote on who should go, minus Samey, of course. And by go, I do mean the one who's eliminated."
"Wow", Scott sighed, speaking sarcastically, "I wonder who all of them are going to pick.", Jasmine just looked on at Scott with a very big smile on her face, clearly more than ready to avenge Shawn, and Samey had the same look to her face too, more than ready to avenge Mike.
Samey - "I vote Scott!", and then Samey squealed, "EEEEEEEEE! I made it to the Final Two! I am SOOOO happy! Take THAT, Amy! I hope you finally see that I CAN succeed on my OWN!"
Jasmine - "For Shawn, I vote Scott off!"
Scott - "The only person for me to vote off, is Jasmine."
Finally, it was time at that moment, for the night-time elimination ceremony. In order from left to right, Samey, Jasmine and Scott sat on the stumps with Chris standing infront of them. There was no sign of either Chef or Ludmilla anywhere nearby at all. Chris had a smile on his face, and held only one marshmallow on his plate, which quickly caught onto:
"Hey!", Scott pointed out, "There's only one normal marshmallow!"
"And", Jasmine then said, "There's no Chef with the toxic one!"
"I know" Chris said with a smirk on hi face now, "That's the point, because only SAMEY is safe!", Chris then tossed Sammy the only normal marshmallow. She was too confused to catch it, so it hit her face and then bounced onto her lap as she looked on.
"What?", Sammy questioned, "What do you mean?"
"I mean", Chris explained, "BOTH Jasmine AND Scott are eliminated!"
"WHAT?!", Jasmine and Scott both stood up in shock and anger, glaring at Chris both;
"That's right!", Chris stated, "I knew Scott would be doomed at this point, and I REFUSE to have a Jasmine and SAMEY finale, so I decided to spruce things up a bit, and bring back a certain, Blast from the Past.", and then, the figure who owned the voice from earlier approached everyone, and all three of them gasped in shock, though Sammy almost backed away in fear, practically. Because, it was:
"Hello, Sis", the cold-hearted voice, of Amy. She still looked exactly the same as when she was cheated off, and looked at Sammy with an extremely callous and icey-cold glare with a wicked grin on her face, and spoke with a tone that matched that look too. "I see you made final two. Guess that makes two of us."
"S-S-SHE'S in the FINALS?!", Jasmine exclaimed, "WHY?!"
"Because I actually kinda like the girl", Chris then bluntly admitted, "And because I feel like it. So as such, because I, Chris McLean, decree it, Amy and Sammy are the final two of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! Whether all of you like it or not!"
"That's right", Amy said, keeping her evil grin, "So you two", she gestured to Jasmine and Scott, "Can just get into the catapult that you belong in while I, heheh, catch up with my sister."
"This not fair at all!", Jasmine argued back;
"Yeah!", Scott also added in, "She's been gone for long!"
"And", Jasmine said, "Didn't you say in the first episode that the finalist had to avoid being eliminated?"
"Yeah", Chris replied, "I just said that because it was in the script. There is no official rule stating that returnees or debutees can't actually make it to the finals. So, as Amy so elegantly said, INTO THE CATAPULT!", Jasmine and Scott, both angrily glaring at the grinning Amy, did as Chris said and stepped into the Hurl of Shame. Once in there, Sammy and Amy just stood at a distance and watched as Chris walked over to the catapult in-order to prepare to pull the lever and send the two eliminated into the distance. Sammy looked on with sympathy for the two, while Amy was just smiling in delight at getting unfairly into the finals. "So", Chris said to them as they sat in the catapult, "Any last words, you two losers?"
"Yeah", Scott responded with, "This is bullshit."
"I have some final words for Sammy", Jasmine said as she turned her head to face Sammy directly, "Sammy, don't let Amy ruin all your confidence! I know you can beat her in that finale if you don't let her words get to you anymore! You can beat her! You just have to-", and then Amy just walked up to the lever and pushed Chris aside to pull the lever herself, sending Jasmine and Scott flying into the distance, meaning Jasmine's voice saying "TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyy" was all that was heard as she and the ginger boy flew far into the distance. Amy smiled while Jasmine spoke those words, but frowned once she saw what Amy did to them.
After that point, Chris and Amy smiled, while Sammy continued frowning, and Chris turned his attention to the cameras in-order to finally initiate the sign-off for the episode:
"So, WHAT a Day, am I right? Strange Soup, a TRUE winner returning to the competition, Larry finally returning to my life, Interns being oddly defiant now, and not to mention plenty more of me and my goodness aswell as the villain of the season being defeated! What more could happen? Find out next time, on the FINALE, of TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with those words, the episode faded out to the credits, meaning that it was indeed, over.