"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!", Chris McLean as usual said to begin the recap of the last episode, "We sure had a blast last time, haha! Especially our own native Ludmilla 'Veronica' Artemeyeva, who had her birthday! Even her now late boyfriend Billy Joe Cobra came for a visit, even if he ended up dying later on. Oh yeah, and we also had a race through the air too. Mike gave us a helicopter, like, thing. Samey the lesser Amy gave us a hot air balloon. Jasmine a plane, Topher a rocket that didn't work, and finally Scott gave us wings just like Icarus and Apollo!", Chris then laughed, "He ended up more like Icarus, by the way, haha. Anyway, in the end, everybody, and I do mean everybody, ended up crashing after Heather took the zeppelin with the intent of stealing the million dollars, which led to a catfight with Ludmilla a.k.a Veronica, the death of Billy Joe Cobra and the crashing of the entire Zeppelin!", Chris then began wrapping it up, "Now, in the end Topher was eliminated by me personally when Scott had the immunity idol, thus keeping him safe from elimination as Mike had immunity from technically winning the challenge.", Chris then sighed of relief as he was shown physically, "Thank GOD Topher's gone now! Now I can continue with only LUDMILLA trying to steal my job! As such, who will win the day's challenge now? Who will LOSE today's challenge? Who will be ELIMINATED this week? Find out as this episode progresses, on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with that, the episode faded into the intro sequence, after which there was a commercial break;
*Suddenly the national anthem of whatever country you are a part of and whatever flag your nation uses appears on the screen*
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*silence except for music*
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*Text reading "OBEY IHOP" appears above the waffle picture as the commercial then fades out*
Following that, the actual episode began at last. This episode began, with the cabins. Now it was just Mike & Scott in one side, while Jasmine & Samey stayed in the other. Well, Jasmine on a tree branch above the cabins but still. This, however, did not last. At all. Soon enough, Samey peeked out of her end of the cabin and looked around, until eventually she saw Mike step out of his side. They smiled at eachother and walked away from the two cabins. Soon enough, Mike and Samey were away from the camp, and began speaking to eachother;
"So, how's it going?", Mike opened with, holding his pants up so they wouldn't fall;
"Oh, you know", Samey answered, "Pretty normal, heheh, pretty normal."
"Yeah, yeah.....so.....um.......I have something to tell you, actually."
"Well, what is it, Mike?"
"You see......umm......uhhhh" ,and then Mike clearly began having trouble saying this, and just couldn't get what he wanted to say out of his mouth.
Mike - "Oh I just can't do it! I want to tell her I have MPD, but I just can't get the words out of me!" (sighs sadly) "Why is this so hard?!"
"Uhhh, you know what?", Mike then said to Samey, "I just forgot.......heheh."
"Really?", Samey replied, "You know.....you don't have to keep secrets from me?"
"I swear, I really did just forget what I was going to say! Heheh."
"Well......okay......if you say so....", however, Samey remained curious and concerned.
Samey - "I'm worried about what Mike might be hiding from me......I hope it's not that he likes Amy!"
Following that, things went back to the cabins to focus on the other two members of the Final Four: Jasmine and Scott. The two had just woken up, and almost immediately did Scott smirk, turn to Jasmine, and comment with:
"So, have any dreams about Zombie boy lately?"
"Oh shut up", Jasmine angrily snapped back to him with, "The only thing I dream about is seeing you fly off this island from the catapult."
"Oh, I don't think that's happening any time soon", the smug Scott replied, "Infact, I have a feeling you might be the one sent flying off on the catapult instead."
"We'll see about that", Jasmine replied competitively, "And by that, I mean you can prepare to lose!"
"If by lose you mean win, then yes, I can and SHOULD do that."
"That's not what I meant."
"But it is still the truth."
Jasmine - "Ugh, I can't even describe how much I want Scott off of this island! I can tell you right now that as soon as this day's challenge is over, he is going up into the air and OFF of this island!"
Scott - "Well now that Zombie boy and Ludmilla wannabe are both gone, I guess it's time I focus on the Aussie goliath now, my only remaining threat left. Yes I know there's two others, but trust me", he laughs a bit, "I doubt I should worry about them at all."
Following that, focus went on over to the staff members of the show; Ludmilla "Veronica" Artemeyeva, Chris McLean, and Chef Hatchet. Veronica aka Ludmilla was clearly in morning, dressed in an all black dress, with matching heels, and the dress even had sleeves to it and a turtle neck. She also wore a hat that was black, and had veil going over her face. She was also just arriving to the island from a yacht that had brought her to the dock, where Chris and Chef were waiting for her. Chef's facial expression showed sympathy, while Chris seemed more impatient;
"It's about damn time you got here!", Chris rudely said, "What the hell were even doing, anyway?"
"I was at my boyfriend's funeral!", Ludmilla/Veronica bluntly said, tears in her eyes, "Though you couldn't even care about your mother's death so I should've known you wouldn't care about my little billy's death either!"
"Oh boo hoo!", Chris mocked, "Billy died, Billy died! It's not in the end of MY life, Ludmilla."
"I know it's not", she answered, "Because then I would be happy."
"Hmph", Chris scoffed, "Well, same to you if it were the end of YOUR life."
"You know what, McLean", the mourning woman then said with great spite in her voice, "One of these days, you are going to regret you EVER met me!"
"Guess what, little miss I miss Billy Joe Cobra", Chris said in a very childish teasing type of voice, "I already do regret I ever met your useless little blonde ass! So that, is entirely pointless and just PROVES how stupid and inferior you truly are to me!", in response to that, Veronica let out one extremely angry growl, but Chris just laughed and said in a continuation of his mocking voice; "HA! You think growling scares me?! ME?! Chris McLean! Oh PLEASE. I have seen more terrifying things in my bitch of a mother's dresser than I have on your face so you can just save it!", and then Veronica angrily slapped him in the face so hard that not only did he fall onto the wooden floor of the dock, but his wig also fell off as she then went on to angrily storm away from him. Chef just looked on in shock, saying nothing to her at all. Chris cried, however. Though, what he cried about was:
"MY WIG!", that his wig had fallen into the water, "MY PRECIOUS WIG! NOOOOOO! IT'S RUINED! CHEF, INTERNS, GET MY WIG OUT OF THAT LAKE AND DRY IT OFF THIS INSTANT!"
Veronica - "When Chris dies, I will dance. Because that, to me, will signify that he will officially be in hell for the rest of all eternity."
Chris - "Man am I good! I'm getting away with MURDER!" *he actually laughs about this* "LITERALLY! Stupid bitch Ludmilla has NO idea what I have done! And I, prefer to keep it that way!" *he continues to laugh maniacally*
Following that, things went right back to the outside of the camp, where Mike and Samey were just returning from the woods to see Jasmine standing there by the center intercom pole, and Scott leaning by the confessional and sharpening a stick on a shark tooth. Scott seemed to look at them and grow a scheming smirk to his face, though didn't say anything, while Jasmine smiled happily at seeing the two walk back to camp so close to eachother and so clearly happy.
"Well", Jasmine commented, "I see you two are getting along really nicely now."
"Heheh, yeah", Samey replied, "We really are."
"Yep", Mike also added in. All of them were unaware of the smirking Scott watching them from a good distance.
Scott - "Heheh. They have NO idea what I have in store for them! And for now, I prefer to keep it that way! I'm only a few more suckers left before I am in the final 2 and winning that million for myself! I think next I will go with the cheerleader chick. And then tall, tan and scrawny and go tumbling after her! But, then again, I don't really want to be in the finals with Jasmine.......okay. Cheerleader first, then Jasmine. Yeah, that should work. But, wait....."
Following that, Scott began leaving to fix something up with a slight sinister snicker coming from his mouth.
Scott - "But first, I'm gonna set up a little trap for Fang! Heheh." *Has sinister/scheming smirk to his face.*
Following even that, Scott was now joining the other contestants in the Final 4 in standing right infront of Chris, Veronica and Chef while they were no doubt about to explain what the challenge of the day was going to be. Now of course, Chris took the time out of everyone's day to fix his wig first before then clearing his throat before then finally beginning to speak about what the challenge of the day was going to be:
"Well, it seems that today is your lucky day, Final Four! Why? Because now, after the end of this day anyway, you will be the Final Three! This challenge of course, will determine just who gets to be the Final Three. It could be Jasmine, Mike and Samey. It could be Scott, Mike and Jasmine. It could be Mike, Samey and Scott. It could be Jasmine, Scott and Samey. You get the picture! Which one of those possible outcomes will happen? Well, we're just gonna have to wait and find out today, now won't we?"
"Can you just get on with it already?", Scott then bluntly stated;
"No! I'm busy talking right now, and my voice needs to be heard because it is the voice of Chris McLean!", and in response all of the Final Four groaned in response, "Yes, now, today's challenge is infact going to be the counterpart to the eating challenges of previous seasons! The difference? Well, we WERE gonna have you do a challenge where you cook for the cameo of the episode, but I decided to make something even MORE interesting instead!"
"......how?", Jasmine questioned, clearly, she was worried about what Chris meant. Chris himself, in response, just had his classic grin on his face as he revealed the complete truth about the challenge:
"All four of you will be journeying across the entire island, searching for special ingredients to put together a specific meal. Then, you will heard for the cliff where the cameo of the episode is being dangled from while also tied up with rope! You will have to save him or her before the sharks manage to jump up and eat them! The twist, is that each of the ingredients is different for each of you!"
"You tied up the cameo of the episode and are dangling them from the cliff?!", was all Samey said in response after a silent pause;
"Nooooo!", Chris answered, "I duct taped their mouth shut too! Hahaha!"
"That's.....inhumane", Samey replied with;
"Who cares?!", Chris bluntly said as if he didn't care at all, "This is television, people! And I'M Chris McLean! I, do WHATEVER I want and there's NOTHING that ANY of you can do about it, CAPEESH?!", Samey, Mike, Scott and Jasmine all just groaned in response to that, which made Chris angry, "HEY! Stop that! I am Chris McLean and you WILL respect me when I am speaking!", in response all of them were fully silent, "That's better! Now, there's ONE more part to this challenge?"
"What is it, Chris?", Chef then said, trying to play along, while Veronica remained sulking while standing beside him.
"I'm glad you asked Chef! It's that ANOTHER method of immunity from the challenge is finally now officially part of the challenge?"
"Huh?", Mike responded;
"What?!", Jasmine gasped;
"Wha?!", Samey gasped;
"Oh really?", Scott had a smirk to his face;
"That's Right!", Chris announced, "The Micheal Jackson Token is now officially part of the challenge once more! It is hidden on a secret pathway, in plain sight, but the detour is so large that it will almost definitely cost you the challenge unless you truly have the forces of God, the forces of Mephiles the Dark, or the forces of pure Luck on your side. Now, this token will literally completely be a TRUE find this time! Not only will it override the victory of whoever wins the challenge AND secure them immunity from elimination AND let them choose who goes home, but it also will actually grant them an advantage of their choosing in the next challenge during the next episode, and will also let them have access to a miniature mansion house that will be flown in if the coin is found!"
"Interesting", Scott continued smirking;
"Oh no, you are NOT finding that thing before I do!", Jasmine angrily said right as she saw Scott's smirk;
"Just try and stop me, Aussie", Scott mocked right back at her.
"Soo", Mike then said to Samey, "You wanna look for that or do the challenge?"
"I.....I think I'll take my chances with the challenge.", Samey said in hesitant response;
"Heheh, sounds good to me!", Mike answered right back. Focus then went back over to Chris;
"HEY! Enough of this stealing the spotlight from MY voice, got it? ENOUGH of it! I am Chris McLean! CHRIS. MCLEAN! You WILL respect that or else I will forcibly eliminate all four of you and take the million dollars for myself!"
"If you CAN do that", Jasmine then pointed out, "Why don't you just do it?"
"Because I'm not done torturing all of you yet!", Chris said with a tone of voice as if this was common knowledge, "WHY ELSE?!", he then laughed, while all of the Final 4 just glared at him, "ANYWHO, your challenge is about to begin right now, so yeah."
"Wait", Mike then asked, "Wh-who is the cameo who you have tied up on the cliff?"
"Oh well, since I think we can have a funny scene showing them off while they are in pain and peril if I say who it is, I'll say it! DJ and Courtney! Hahaha!"
*DJ and Courtney are shown, tied up, their mouths duct-taped, and the rope they are tied to together is also dangling them over the edge of the cliff, while two non-mutated sharks jump and down at them*
DJ & Courtney - *let out muffled screams during all of this* *DJ is a big buff black guy with a white cap on his head, a slight beard but it's not really thick, and no mustache. He also has a green shirt with an orange "D" on the chest, dark shorts, brown sandals, and beady eyes.* *Courtney has short brown hair, grey eyes, slight freckles, tight green pants, wedge heels, a formal shirt of white colour that also is worn under a grey vest*
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"So anyway", Chris then said, "Are all of you ready to do the day's challenge?"
"Uh, yes?", Mike nervously answered;
"Yes!", Samey eagerly answered;
"Of course!", Jasmine also eagerly answered;
"You'd better believe it!", Scott also confidentially answered;
"Well then", Chris said, "On your marks", he then held up a gun, "Get set", all of the Final 4 got ready for a race, "GO!", and with the gun being fired, all of the Final 4 immediately started their run for the challenge. In other words, the challenge had officially begun. Scott, Jasmine, Mike and Samey all immediately bursted into running past Veronica, Chef and Chris. Chris just walked bluntly for the campgrounds while the other two staff-members followed him close behind. Veronica though was a good bit behind Chris & Chef, and Chef used this time to whisper to Chris:
"Yo Chris, what the hell is up with you and Billy Joe Cobra?"
"What do you mean, Chef?", Chris curiously replied;
"You barely seem to care that he actually straight up died on the show AND ya keep insultin' his widowed girlfriend all the dang time!"
"Oh", Chris laughed a bit in response, "Well, if you must know, it's top secret."
"The reason for my behaviour towards the death of Billy Joe Cobra is top secret. You'll find out maybe eventually but I can't promise that, okay?"
"Uh......why? I'm your best man, man!"
"Because it's that secret, got it?"
"Chris.....did......did you cause his death?!"
"No!", Chris loudly exclaimed, gaining Veronica's attention now, "No! I didn't!"
"Well, um, since you say so."
"What are you two talking about?", Veronica/Ludmilla then questioned;
"Nothing that concerns you!", Chris said as he finally walked by the washrooms of the island. This, naturally, only served to make Veronica/Ludmilla even more curious and suspicious about what Chris was hiding from her. She had no idea that he had actually murdered her boyfriend, Billy Joe Cobra. Chris, however, did not notice one single thing that was in his way. What was that thing? Well, it was the trap that Scott had set up for Fang. This trap was stepped on by Chris, which trapped his ankle with a rope, that was tied to a special type of tree. This contraption bent the tree until Chris stepped in the rope which caught his ankle, which in turn also sent him flying into the air until he was flipped and violently thrown right into one of the bathroom stalls of the washrooms right while Veronica/Ludmilla and Chef looked on in awe.
"Chris?!", Chef exclaimed, "You okay?!"
"AUUUUGH!", Chris screamed out, "NO, I'M NOT! I'M STUCK! I'M STTUUUUUCK! GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
"Uhhhh", Chef then thought about what that scene would look like, "I'll just get some o' the interns to help ya!", and Chef ran off, not in the direction of interns, but rather the direction of the contestants as if he was going to take over for the challenge. While he did this, Veronica/Ludmilla just giggled at Chris' misery and enjoyed every second of it.
"Auuuugh!", Chris whined, "Someone GET ME OUTTA HERE!"
"Oh we will", Veronica/Ludmilla sinisterly teased, "Eventually."
"Auuuugh!", Chris just whined, stuck in the filthy toilets of the campgrounds. While this was going on, Chef was driving via a golf cart to the finish area of the challenge, so he could properly see which contestant would be winning, and with that, focus went back to the remaining 4 contestants doing their challenge. Scott and Jasmine were more focused on finding the coin rather than competing in the actual challenge, while Mike and Samey were doing the complete obvious. Due to reasons of Drama, Jasmine and Scott were the first two focused on.
While Mike and Samey raced off towards the cliff on the correct challenge path, Scott and Jasmine both ran off to the side, neither wanting the other out of their site, and both of them having extremely determined looks as they looked all over trees, bushes, rocks and flowers for the coin.
"You might as well just give up on your search, mate!", Jasmine said to Scott, "I'm an expert outdoors girl, you can't possibly find the coin before me!"
"Oh we'll just see about that", Scott said as he was lifting up rocks to look under them, he had a smug attitude to his words and a smug smirk on his face, "Because I think you got what will happen, turned around."
"Oh no, it's you that's got that problem, mate!", Jasmine said as she looked into bushes, "Because I'M gonna find that coin!"
"Not before I do!", and then they goth continued on their way. Scott mainly looked through small stuff, while Jasmine through bigger stuff such as boulders, trees, and even by animals. Eventually though, Jasmine remembered specifically what Chris said and pondered about it, by whispering of course so that her enemy, Scott, would not hear her clearly:
"He said it would be a detour........", she then snapped her fingers and ran towards a specific landmark, only once she realized what she was running to, she stopped. The reason? It was a cave. That's right, she deduced that the coin was likely hidden in a cave, and due to her claustrophobia she stopped in fear. Scott, meanwhile, was looking at small rocks and crevices, when he heard sounds of growling behind him.
"Huh?", and once he turned around, he saw none other than Fang, smiling his toothy grin at him. It didn't take long for Scott to, "AHHHHHHH!", scream in terror and run in fear, starting the chase. While Scott was chased by Fang and Jasmine stood in fear and silence in front of the cave, focus then went back over to Mike and Samey, both of whom were the only two actually doing the challenge that Chris had instructed them on.
"So, Sammy!", Mike opened up with, "What do you think the first ingredient is?"
"I....I have no idea!", Samey answered with, "Do you?"
"Then.....how are we supposed to find them?"
"Well.....", Mike then noticed something in the distance that made him a bit happy to see, "Hey, there's a restaurant over there!"
"A....what?", Samey laughed a bit, "Mike, this isn't time for jokes like that!"
"No, I'm not kidding, look!", Mike then turned Samey's head so she could see what he was talking about. Indeed, there was infact, a restaraunt on the island. It was the Mutant Lizard-Operated restaurant from the Runaway Model challenge, rebuilt just the way it was before Izzy caused it's destruction. Both Mike and Samey were confused and in awe once they saw it.
"That's.......odd", was all Samey could say as her comment, "Why is there a Fast Food restaurant in the middle of an island where a survival-themed reality show is being held?"
"No idea", Mike bluntly answered, "Buut, they COULD have some ingredients that could help us!"
"Or all of them", and after Samey said that, there was a pause. Indeed, there was a pause between the two of them. It wasn't long after that pause though, that both of them dashed at full speed towards the restaurant. Amazingly, they were able to walk right in through the front door of the place, since apparently the place must have been open. While they did this, focus abruptly shifted back to the two that were looking for the Micheal Jackson Token instead, namely and specifically, Scott. Scott was running away from Fang, who just had his usual grin on his face as he got up close and lunged at Scott to bite, but:
"AH!", and he then ran right up a tree, and hanged onto one of the tree's branches, "Why are you even chasing me!", Fang didn't answer, instead he kept jumping up to try and catch/eat Scott, but failed. "Ah!", and as Scott was hugging onto the tree branch in fear, it was then that he noticed a chine coming from Fang's neck, and, confused, he went "Huh?", and saw that Fang had a necklace.
Why is this important?
Well, the necklace actually had the M.J. coin on it, and of course upon seeing that, Scott became even more scared, but soon enough he just groaned and made his response clear with:
"OH COME ON!"
Scott - "I had BETTER win that money for having put up with a challenge like THAT!"
While Scott had to deal with the issue of the coin being strapped around Fang's necklace, Jasmine was dealing with her own issue. What was her issue? Her old claustrophobia as she gazed upon the cave which she understandably assumed the coin to be inside of. She looked at the cave with her fists clenched, and her face locked in a fearful expression.
"Well.......it's in a cave....probably", Jasmine said to herself, "Oh, why did it have to be a CAVE?!", she then thought about what she just said, "Oh right, Chris McLean is the host of this show. That's why."
After that brief distraction, she once more looked back at the cave with pure terror in her face. Every second she looked at the cave, it just became harder and harder to take a single step further at all. Of course, she had no idea that the coin actually was not in the cave at all, but of course, why would she? Chris had not at all said where the coin exactly was, and had no directions to it at all.
"Infact, you know what, I forget why I even signed up for this show anyway", Jasmine said to herself, "The only thing good so far has been me making friends with Sammy and Mike, and.........Shawn".
At that point, she began to remember her romance with Shawn, much of course, to her shock as she remembered the various moments they had together, especially the moment they actually became a couple in the first place. Jasmine eventually tensed up, and took one step forward towards the cave, wanting to face her fear completely for Shawn, however, at that moment she quickly had a relapse:
"Oh I just can't do it!", Jasmine then said, "Even if the coin is in there."
Jasmine - "How I hate my phobia!"
While Jasmine continued on to just stand infront of the cave in fear, focus once more shifted to another set of people on the island, namely, it returned to Samey and Mike, who had just entered the fast food restaurant they were fully confused about. The restaraunt overall was your typical fast food restaurant, with mostly yellow, blue and red colours all over the place, and a theme of mutant lizard people instead of human characters. This was the part that confused Mike and Samey the most as they walked up to the main counters, where all of the works were revealed to them as also being Lizard People rather than humans. One of them, a male who spoke in the classic voice of a boy just starting to have his voice crack, said to them:
"Hello and Welcome to Reptilian Castle, the only Reptilian Operated joint on the entire planet earth. How may we serve you today?"
"Um yeah", Samey answered, "We need some ingredients."
"Yeah", Mike also added in, "It's for a Total Drama Challenge?"
"You don't know what Total Drama is?", Mike questioned, "Where have you been?!"
"Sorry, I don't watch hispanic television shows, Chico boy.", the lizard boy then rudely said.
"You heard me."
"Did you call him a.....chico boy?", Samey asked, raising an eybebrow.
"Yes I did. He and his kind need to stop stealing jobs away from kind and hard-working white people!"
"Okay, I'm not hispanic", Mike then said, "I'm Native American, actually."
"I don't know one single word of spanish at all."
"Oh my gosh!", the Lizard boy then gasped, actually suddenly feeling guilt for what he said to Mike, but not for the exact reason most would think, "I am so sorry for offending you sir! I thought you were one of those Hispanic people that plague the earth!"
"That's still racist", Mike then stated while Samey nodded in agreement;
"And very offensive!", she then added in;
"Oh, you're offended by what I said anyway, huh?", the Lizard Boy then said, to which Mike and Samey both nodded, "Well then, say that to the High Council of Elders!", and then the Lizard boy pushed a button underneath his counter that opened up a hole underneath Mike and Samey's feet. The two immediately fell down the hole while also screaming at the top of their lungs while descending down the hole. The two kept falling down this dark hole, Samey instinctively hugging tightly onto Mike, for what felt to them like ages, until finally they landed on a randomly placed pillow.
This pillow, however, was not in a very nice looking room at all. Infact, it was in a overall very dark room, lit only by various red candles that were spread out along the walls of the room. Infront of Mike and Samey, to a far distance, was a shrine, with seven total thrones for seven elderly lizard people in hooded cloaks to all sit on, looking down onto Mike and Samey. As Mike and Samey put themselves back together and saw these seven figures, one of them spoke. This one particular one was the one in center of the group, and he spoke in a voice that made him sound like was from the southern United States, or at least Texas, and he sounded like a classic southern lawyer overall.
"Well well well, I see we have some more prisoners from the human species", he commented, "Tell us, children, what brings you two to being our prisoners?"
"P-p-prisoners?!", Samey said, extremely concerned about what this being just said.
"Um......all we did was think what the counter guy said was horribly racist, offensive and wrong!"
"Y-yeah! In this day and age that shouldn't be a big deal at all!"
"Oh!", he replied, "I see! Y'all two are hispanic sympathizers, eh?"
"Huh?", both Mike and Samey said in unison;
"Oh stop that bullcrap! Y'all two know DAMN WELL what y'all did wrong! And because of that, y'all will be our prisoners until the sunrise, at which point y'all will be burned alive at the stake for sympathizen' with the Hispanic people of this planet!", and in response, Mike and Samey both gasped in horror as two buff lizard people then walked towards them no doubt to drag and/or carry them away to their prison cell as all of the council of elder lizard people just did maniacal laughter.
Samey - "Now I hate Amy's pet Monitor Lizard even MORE! It's like life wanted to give me ANOTHER reason to hate it besides having watched Amy feed my pet kitten to it!"
While Mike and Samey were going to meet their fates at the hands of the Lizard Mutants, some of the other contestants in turn were having their own issues simultaneously as them. Of course, these contestants were Jasmine and Scott, who else? Focus at first was on Jasmine, who literally was still standing infront of the cave with an expression of fear on her face. She then began to take in some deep breathes, still gazing at the cave infront of her.
"It's alright, Jasmine", she said to herself, "It's just, a cave.........a cave with tight and enclosed spaces.......and darkness.......darkness preventing you from seeing if anyone is behind you, beside you or infront of you.........no light source for god only knows how long..........and........possibly places that get even more enclosed.....", she then gulped before breaking down to sit onto the floor while also then getting into a fetal position aswell.
Jasmine - "I know it goes against everything that I stand for, but I just can't help it! I've had my claustrophobia ever since I was a small child."
With that, Jasmine still did absolutely nothing besides literally just sit there infront of the gave and look at it with fear in her eyes and facial expression. She just could not bring herself to step one single foot inside of the cave, and it seemed like absolutely nothing would even convince her to do so or think about doing so at all. She even said so:
"Nothing is going to get me in that cave!", she exclaimed, "Nothing at all! Not one single bit!", and then, something was heard by her. What was it? It was the sound of screaming and running. Specifically, the sound of Scott screaming and running. Even more specifically, the sound of Scott screaming and running towards her. Upon hearing the noise, Jasmine looked up and heard it, and soon enough saw Scott running towards her with Fang chasing right behind him;
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Scott screamed, "HEEEEEELP!", but of course, Jasmine just glared and rolled her eyes, and literally just let both Scott and Fang run past her into the cave without intervening to help Scott at all. However, once Fang passed by her, that is when she saw something that made her gasp. What was it? Well, it was the Micheal Jackson token, wrapped in a necklace around Fang's neck.
"You've got to be kidding me", Jasmine then said once Fang was in the cave alongside Scott, "Well, now it IS in the cave after all!", and then Jasmine had to face that she wasted her time with what she was doing before, and also that now she has literally no choice but to go into the cave to get the necklace, and if she doesn't then Scott has a possible chance of getting it instead.
Infact, it's true that she was indeed, thinking over all of these options. Whether or not she should give up on the coin and go to the challenge, which would risk Scott gaining the coin instead, or if she should face her fears and try to get the coin so Scott would not have any such advantage in the elimination and likely eliminate her or one of her friends.
"If I go in there", she said to herself, "I'll be in a tight enclosed space which I'm deeply afraid of........but if I don't.....then the bad guy of the season will likely get one of the most unfair advantages this game has ever seen", and with that and a deep breathe, she made her mind up. She actually began walking inside of the cave, with her facial expression just determined rather than scared. In other words, she was finally conquering her fear at long last. It was not long until she disappeared to the cameras in the darkness of the cave, however.
While Jasmine was finally facing her fear and in turn chasing after Scott and Fang while Mike and Samey were in turn having their own issues regarding a certain group of mutant lizards, focus shifted over to another set of people that deal heavily with Total Drama, though were not contestants. Specifically, focus went to behind the washrooms, where inside (but off-screen), Chris remained trapped inside. Behind the bulding, right by the pipes and the septic tank, were all of the major interns (the so-called ugly brace-face girl, the overweight boy, the average looking not fat boy, and the black guy) were gathered by it, the average guy having a wrench in his hands while all of them were snickering and he sushed them. As Ludmilla/Veronica approached them from a distance, Chris let out some cries and whines from inside the building:
"WHERE ARE THE INTERNS?!", he screamed out, "DON'T THEY KNOW THAT I OWN THEM?!", and he kept on with further complaints and pleas too, "COME ON! ONE OF YOU INTERNS GET IN HERE AND GET ME OUT! I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO DESERVE THIS TREATMENT! I, AM CHRIS, MCLEAN! CHRIS. MC. LAIN! I OWN ALL OF YOU! EVEN THE CONTESTANTS! GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS INSTANT!", then the intern began using the wrench when Ludmilla/Veronica then approached them and asked one simple question;
"What are you doing here, exactly?", and of course she was addressing, and startled, the interns. All of them were surprised, and hardly any of them could even speak. For a good while, until the black guy finally said:
"Don't play dumb with me", Ludmilla/Veronica quickly said in response, "I know exactly what you are all doing."
"Of course I do", she responded, suddenly walking up and taking the wrench into her own hands, "And I'm going to do it instead!", and then she began rearranging the pipes from the septic tank to connect into the washrooms.
"You know how?"
"I've been in movies where my character had to know how, so of course I know how.", and then she successfully rearranged the pipes so that the water from the septic tank actually went up the pipes and into the same stall where Chris was trapped in. She watched with a sinister smile to her face as Chris' response to this happening to him became quite clear;
"AHHHHHHUGH! NOOOO! SEWAGE! AUGH-GAH! IT'S EVERYWHERE! IT'S GETTING IN MY SHOES! IT'S GETTING ON MY HEAD! AHHHH! NOOOO! EVEN MY FACE! WHOEVER DID THIS TO ME, I WILL MAKE SURE TO GET YOU FOR IT!", though the only response Ludmilla/Veronica and the interns made, was laughing at Chris McLean's misery.
While Chris was finally getting his just, sewage flavored, deserts, focus shifted over to the cliff, where DJ and Courtney were both dangling from the cliff as part of the challenge. Surprisingly, neither of them were screaming at all anymore, and neither were duct-taped. Infact, they both actually looked very bored. Even DJ. Yes, even DJ. Chef was sitting at the top of the cliff on a beach chair and was sipping coffee from a small cup. Courtney and DJ had small talk with eachother:
"So.........if you were gay, what guys would you date and not date?"
"Why are you asking this?"
"Because someone asked my brother it on MyFace and I'm curious what your answer is."
"Oh, I see."
"So, do you wanna answer it?"
"Well, if I were gay I'd probably wanna date Cody or someone who shares my same feeling for animals. And I would never date someone like Duncan."
"Ugh, I know!", Courtney replied, "Duncan is just, SO not someone that I myself would wanna date!"
"You SURE you feel like that?"
"Okay, WHY does everyone tell me me and Duncan belong together?!"
"Just saying. What I wanna ask you though, is who YOU would date or not date if YOU were gay!"
".....I have no comment on that."
"Oh, so you can ask me that but I can't ask you that?"
"Yes. Because I am a girl. Everyone knows that girls don't get sick like boys do, that girls can't be asked their weight, their age, OR questions like that! It's common knowledge."
"You just don't wanna answer it."
"HEY!", Chef then called out from the top of the cliff, "STOP TRYIN' TO MAKE THE FANS GO CRAZY WITH THEM DANG SHIPS! We got enough o' those already!", and it was then that Chef checked his wrist watch and saw what time it was, at which point he looked at the camera and said; "Well, it's time for the break! Will Jasmine actually manage to conquer her fears? Who's gonna be able to snag that dang Jackson token?! What the HELL is up with them dang lizards? I DON'T KNOW! Just shut up and be patient until after the commercial break!", and then the episode faded out to another commercial break;
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*The usual stuff about call information, warnings, warranties, and all other related stuff is then said really quickly about the announcer*
Following that commercial, things went right back into the actual episode. Specifically, things went directly to the cave where Jasmine, Scott and Fang were all running inside together. Even more specifically, focus was right on Scott, who was running in fear away from Fang who was chasing after him with the token around his neck and his usual toothy grin on his face. Scott soon enough, however, was corned against a wall of rocks, while soon enough Fang was right infront of him. It didn't take long at all for Scott to be trembling in fear as he pleaded with the shark;
"P-p-p-p-please don't hurt me!", Scott then said, pleading with Fang, "Well, if you do, please make it quick! Please make it quick and painless!", in response Fang just licked his shark lips and went on to further approach Scott. However, right before Fang could take a bite out of Scott for real, Jasmine suddenly appeared and did a drop kick on Fang while also taking the necklace right off of Fang's neck. This action made Fang fly into a pile of rocks away form both Jasmine and Scott, who was shocked to say the least, "Y-y-you saved me!"
"I didn't do it for you", Jasmine then bluntly said, "I did it for the coin."
"Which of course, is MINE!", and Scott then lunged at her in an attempt to take the coin from her, only for of course, to kick him in the jaw and send him flying back to the rock wall behind him;
"No, it's mine, since I am the one who actually got it from Fang!"
"Ugh", Scott groaned as he got up and looked at her in anger, "No, I'm the one who first saw it!", and he once more lunged at her, this time though they quickly got into a tug-of-war over the token. Fang even got up and tapped on Jasmine's shoulder to attempt in scaring her, but she quickly just punched him right in the face without taking her angry eyes off of Scott at all.
"Just give up and let the token go! You're not going to win this!", Jasmine said right to Scott;
"Never!", Scott answered with, "Because this token is MINE!"
"No, it's MINE!"
"MINE!", and they both said it unison;
"MINE!", and then they stopped arguing with eachother and just growled at eachother while tugging at the coin at the same time with all of their might. Eventually, the necklace with the token on it just could not take it any longer, and it snapped, sending both Jasmine and Scott falling to the ground while the token itself flew right out of the cave and onto the ground at the entrance to it. It didn't take long for Jasmine and Scott to quickly stumble and race eachother to get out of the cave, and in unison they both said, "MY TOKEN!", before then both lunging at it. However, this caused the token to fly even further into the air, where it landed right infront of a surprisingly normal bunny rabbit.
The rabbit sniffed the coin a bit before then biting it, sprouting bat-like wings, and flying off into the woods. Jasmine and Scott both stood up, Jasmine flinging Scott off of her back in the process, and she said in a determined voice:
"COME BACK HERE WITH MY TOKEN!", and she ran right after the mutant flying rabbit. Scott rubbed his head a bit, stood up, and also yelled at her in response;
"IT'S MY TOKEN!", and he ran right after Jasmine immediately after saying that. As Scott and Jasmine were racing to get the token from the bunny, focus went right back on over to Mike and Samey, who were no longer in the restaurant at all, but were now in the middle of the woods. But, worse. They were tied back-to-back to eachother on a wooden pole, and were both put above a pile of firewood pieces while mutant lizard people, all dressed in hooded cloaks, did random chants and cheers while surrounding them alongside doing random movements. Both Mike and Samey were clearly terrified, and from a distance the seven lizard elders were slowly approaching them. There was no sign of the camp being anywhere near the part of the woods that they were currently in. It was not long before Mike and Samey began speaking, with Mike breaking their silence;
"Well, Sammy......I think this may actually be it."
"Wha-what?! You mean....they'd actually let us die?!"
"Well, there was last season", Mike said, then gulping, "But......I think it's time.....before we actually die......that I tell you something important."
"What is it?"
"Well....judging by how we're about to be burned alive right now.....I need to tell you something."
"Do.......do you like Amy or something?"
"Wha? No! No, never! Ew! I do NOT like Amy! Well, not in the way that you mean......if you mean it that way."
"Yeah....I meant it in that way."
"Well, no. Heck no I don't!"
"Well.....then what is it that you want to tell me?"
"Here goes", and then Mike took in a deep breathe, "I............I have multiple personality disorder."
"All those characters like Vito, Manitoba Smith, Svetlana and Chester. You know, those impressions, they're all actually personalities that live in my brain. They aren't characters that I do on purpose.....they just kinda....come out."
"So.......they are like different people that are inside of your mind?"
"Y-yeah. Of course it's more complicated than that, but yeah.......pretty much."
"And.......why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Because......I didn't want you to think of me as a freak......"
"Mike.....I don't think of you as a freak! And I most definitely don't like you just because you have a disorder either! I never thought you a freak! Ever! I thought of you as a nice guy, a little socially awkward but in a cute way, who has some problems and quirks about him, but overall is a nice guy to be around! And, those quirks are what makes him, well, him!"
"You......you really feel that way?"
"Yes, I do!"
"That's.....surprising.....I didn't think you would."
"Well.....you were wrong.", and then, after Samey said that, one of the elder lizards had brought down a lit torch onto the pile of firewood and branches of trees, setting them on fire. It did not take long for the fire to immediately begin rising, which of course made Mike and Samey gasp and become even more terrified than they were already. Now, of course, Samey of course, was the one who made some vocalization in response to this, screaming;
"Now, you sympathizers will pay the price for your un-natural thoughts!", the elder lizard said, "You will LEARN the error of your ways and WHY your thoughts are so WRONG in the world we live in today!", now, this elder of course was unaware of one thing about Mike and Samey, and he himself was the one who had made an error. What was his error? Underestimating Mike. Why and how? Well, once Samey screamed, it summoned out from Mike's mind, none other than the personality of..........Svetlana.
"Svetlana is number one olympic champion in all the world!", Svetlana then let out while she suddenly broke free from the ropes, making Samey fall to the ground, safe from the fire. Svetlana then immediately jumped at the shocked Mutant Lizards, and went to town on beating them all up. There were punches in the face, kicks to the ground, both front-flips and back-flips, kicks to the face, swirling punches, and even throwing juggle-punching them aswell as laying on the ground and kicking them to roll them into a ball before launching them at the seven elders. By the end of it, all of the mutant lizards were knocked out, and Svetlana soon gasped to turn back into normal Mike, who immediately said, "Samey!", before running up to be close to her. Samey came to just as Mike began helping her up:
"M-M-Mike? What happened?"
"Well.......Svetlana came out.....that's what happened."
"Are.....are we in Heaven.....or whatever place we go to when we die?"
".....no....we're still alive, actually."
"Well, that's good."
"Yeah", Mike smiled warmly while looking right in her eyes, "It is."
"Mike....", and Samey had the same look in her eyes and the same smile.
"Sammy......", and they both had a long, silent pause with eachother, before soon enough, they both shared a passionate kiss. A very, very passionate kiss indeed. This kiss was not just a kiss though, it was the start of them being an official couple. And their passionate kiss did not just end after a few seconds, oh no. They kept kissing passionately for quite a while.
Mike & Samey - *They are both still kissing passionately even in the confessional*
Following that, focus went back to Jasmine, Scott and the flying Rabbit. Jasmine was still chasing after the flying rabbit through the woods, while Scott in turn was chasing after her. It was not very long until all three managed to reach the beach of the island, not very far from the cliff, infact, they were right beside it. The rabbit took a rest on a rock and did nothing but sit there, until Jasmine randomly out of nowhere tackled it.
"GOTCHA!", Jasmine exclaimed as she held the rabbit, flapping it's wings and squeaking to get away as she soon enough took the token from it for herself, "There we are!", and then she let the rabbit go. "Now go along, little fella, this is all I wanted!", and the rabbit did so, flying back into the woods, shocked and confused. "Now", Jasmine said as she looked to the token and smiled, "To win the challenge and get rid of Scott!"
However, Scott had different plans in mind, and he immediately grabbed a rock, went up to Jasmine, jumped, and actually smacked her on the head with said rock. Surprisingly, she went down, knocked unconscious. Once she was knocked out, Scott snickered and took the coin from her. It's notable that yes, the rock had shattered to pieces once it hit her head.
"Heheh", Scott snickered, "Yes, token, let US go win the challenge!", and Scott laughed as he calmly walked back towards the campgrounds so he could get his arguably unfair advantage in this challenge and win automatically. While Scott was on his way to get his advantage and victory, Mike and Samey were also on the cliff alongside Chef, and were in the process of having cut DJ and Courtney's rope and were pulling them up when Scott arrived on the scene and said, "I HAVE THE COOOOOIN!", and Mike and Samey gasped in response and dropped DJ and Courtney into the waters of the lake below as soon as Scott had said that.
"What?!", the two also said in response.
"Well, Scott is the winner of the challenge!", Chef then bluntly announced, "Even IF Sammy and Mike did it, they lost anyway! So, Scott, you get all the things that Chris said the token did before he was thrown into the bathroom."
"He was what?"
"Nevermind", Chef answered, "Let's get back to camp so we can gets this dang day over with already."
"B-B-But that's not fair!", Samey then complained, "Me and Mike were the only ones actually doing the challenge!"
"Sorry", Scott mocked, "But that's the way the cookie crumbles."
"Yeah", Chef stated, "What he said."
"But, me and Mike almost got burned alive by mutated lizard people who were racist towards hispanic people!", Samey then said;
"That's what they all say", Chef said jokingly;
"Me and Mike would have been doomed for sure if his multiple personality disorder didn't kick in at just the right time!"
"Huh?", Scott was surprised to hear that;
"Yeah!", Mike then added in, "...but I do think it was Sammy who helped trigger it."
"Look, this ain't MAH choice which one of y'all wins or not! It's CHRIS' damn rules that caused this! So just shut up, accept ya damn loss, and let's move on and get that dang elimination over with!", and then all of them began walking back to the campgrounds. Mike and Samey sighed and bowed their heads, not happy at all about their failure to win or get any advantage of their own. Scott however, had a more scheming look to his face instead.
Scott - "So....Mike has multiple personalities, huh? And Samey helps trigger them? Well, can't have THAT, now can we?" *he begins snickering almost evilly*
And with that, it was time for the elimination ceremony to begin. First, it started with a flock of birds flying over the island while the sky was pure night, and then things went to the campfire area where all of the fires were lit, and on the logs were Scott, Samey, Jasmine and Mike all seated in-front of Ludmilla/Veronica and Chef. For once, Chef was not dressed like a hazmat, and was dressed normally, actually. Infact, he didn't even have the marshmallow of loserdom at all. Ludmilla/Veronica was filling in for Chris for this ceremony, and as such, she was the one who opened up the ceremony with:
"Well, Contestants of the Final Four, it appears it is time for the latest elimination to take place. The one that will actually decide who the Final Three is going to be.", and then all of the Final Four were focused on one last time. Jasmine was angrily glaring at Scott while having an icepack held over her head, and Mike and Samey also glared at him aswell while holding hands. Scott just rested his hands behind his back and had a smug smile on his face the entire time. "Of course, it will either be Mike, Sammy, or Jasmine who leaves today, since for finding the coin, Scott gets to choose who is eliminated........among other advantages aswell."
"Yes", Scott said, keeping his smug look as he stood up and walked to look at all of the other competitors, "I do, don't I."
"Just get it over with and eliminate me already", Jasmine angrily said in a fully spiteful tone, "We all know I'm who you want to get rid of!"
"Well, if I just did that now, it just wouldn't be fun to watch, now would it?", he replied mockingly, "I'd much rather drag this out to make it more interestingly!"
"Ugh", Jasmine was truly annoyed with and tired of Scott more than enough at this point. Scott just snickered and said:
"Eenie, Meenie, Mieine Mo, who's the loserest of them all?", he then did that classic game, and with a smirk on his face, "Why, I believe it's............Samey.", and then Jasmine and Mike both gasped. Samey gasped aswell, but then bowed her head as Scott said, "Let's get you out of here right now!"
"Sammy, you head him", Ludmilla/Veronica said, "You're the one who-"
"NO!", and Mike stood up angrily, interrupting her completely, "SHE'S NOT."
"Uhhh.....but I picked her!", Scott said;
"And frankly, I DON'T CARE!", Mike then continued on, "I am sick and tired of this show letting people like YOU win and get rid of people like this, ripping apart good relationships and getting rid of the people who actually deserve to win! So you know what, NO. She is not the one eliminated, because I, I give my immunity to her and take her place as the one eliminated!", Jasmine and Samey both gasped, Samey grabbed Mike's hand and said;
"Mike, you don't have to-"
"No, I do have to!", Mike said, "You know why? Because I love you, Sammy. I love you, and I'm not going to let you be cheated out of one million dollars by HIM after all that you've been through! You TOTALLY deserve to get farther than this!"
"Yeah, but you can't even do it!", Scott said smugly, "Because........um......CAN he do this?!"
"Well", Ludmilla/Veronica then remembered things, "Cody did it twice in a row during the first and second seasons.......so yes, yes he can."
"WHAT?!", Scott gasped, "BUT I PICKED HER TO LEAVE!"
"Yes", Ludmilla/Veronica continued, "But he has chosen to forfeit his place in the game so she can go on without him."
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
"You know what?", Jasmine then said, "Neither is the advantage you got, but you don't see us complaining about THAT now do you?!"
"Ugh", Scott glared at her, "Shut up!"
"Mike", Ludmilla/Veronica said while turning to Mike, "The catapult awaits for you."
Ludmilla/Veronica - "In actuality, the rules for forfeiting actually did not say Mike was able to do this, but......" *she begins crying* "BILLY!" *she then begins completely sobbing in pure sorrow and mourning*
Following that, Mike was shown in the catapult, being ready to be shot into the sky and off of the island. Samey was there to say goodbye to him, and infact, the two were holding hands and looking at eachother with warm smiles as they said so. Chef and Ludmilla/Veronica were standing right beside the catapult during this, and as such, they watched as the two lovers said their goodbyes:
"Sammy......I know you think I'm crazy for this."
"Yes.....kind of......but it's in such a sweet way! I can't believe you're doing this for me."
"Well....I just love you so much", Mike said, "You totally deserve the money. Being bullied and outcasted by Amy like that, having your confidence destroyed by her, and going through so much during this season. No way am I gonna let some JERK just do that to you and get of you like that!"
"Thank you so much for this Mike.....you are totally the best boyfriend I've ever had.........and...the only boyfriend I've ever had!"
"You.....you really mean it?!", Mike replied, shocked, "You really wanna go steady now?!"
"Of course!", Samey bluntly said in response, "Why wouldn't I? You've been so amazing to me!"
"Um......should we kiss now?", Mike said, "Normally, I'd just get catapulted away and interrupted from doing so."
"Oh just do it", Ludmilla/Veronica then bluntly said in response to that, "Like I would ever split up such a loving couple like that", she then began sobbing, "Especially after.....BILLY!", and once more she began sobbing, with Chef being the one to comfort her and pat her on the back. Mike and Samey then did as she suggested, and actually had a full, uninterrupted, passionate kiss right as Mike was sitting in the catapult. Once the kiss was over with, they both looked to eachother, and Mike asked Samey one simple question:
"How do I look?"
".....ready", and then a dramatic scene happened as Samey walked away slowly from the catapult, her and Mike looking right at eachother the entire time. Once Samey was a good distance away, they waved to eachother, and Chef was the one who pulled the lever to send Mike flying away from the island, as the one eliminated in 4th place out of 14th. Ludmilla/Veronica continued to sob in mourning, however, and as such Chef was the one who had to do the sign-off for this episode:
"Well, there ya go! The episode is done! Jasmine, Scott and Samey are now the Final Three. Whoop-Dee-Doo! Which two of 'em will be the actual finalists? What will even HAPPEN in the next episode at all? I ain't got NO idea myself, but soon, ALL of us will because next time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island will reveal it to us all! So just sit down, shut up, be quiet, do whatever the heck you want while you patientally wait and don't be pushy 'bout it! See you next time!"
And with those words from Chef, the episode closed out to the credits, with the show now it's Final Three. For now, the season was done. Not for real of course, but until the next episode at the least.
*This clip focuses on the washrooms, long after the episode ended. At first, everything is silent. Silent. for a good minute, actually.*
*A giant human-sized wad of dark sludge and sewage knocked down the door and fell down onto the ground*
Wad - *Making intelligible gurgles, groans and moans*
Interns - *All of them just laugh at the wad's misery. Of course, they know the wad is actually Chris*
[EXCLUSIVE CLIP ENDS]