"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!", Chris McLean, still bald and missing his middle tooth, said to begin a recap of the previous episode, "Man did we have a BLAST! Hahah! Our final eight remaining campers were put through HELL in this episode! Well, okay, a pretty easy hell but still hell in the figure of speech way either way. Anyway, they were drifted out to see where they had to battle Fang the Mutant Land-Shark and also a giant Mutant Octopus, and my wrinkly old bat of a mother met her end at the hands of a giant mutant Hornet! Haha! Sad she met the same burning fate my sister did. Not really. Both of them were totally cramping my style anyway. After that awesome sequence of events, Ella brought joy to old contestant Cody, reuniting him with his old animal friend Conker. However, this also meant that she was disqualified when Sugar pointed out to me. However, Sugar insulted my dead bitch of a mother so I had to disqualify her too. In the end, I'm happy to see both of them go to be honest. Well, all three of them. When my sis died, it meant I was the only mouth mom had to feed! When mom died, it removed the only other person aside from Cassandra who could take me down! Now that Sugar and Ella are gone and eliminated, well, I'm closer to the finale, which is always bound to get more ratings!", he then laughed as he prepared to end the recap, "So, who will win today? Who will fail today? Who may or may not DIE today?", he laughed a bit more, "FIND OUT, TONIGHT! ON, TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with that, the episode faded to the intro sequence, after which, the actual episode began, after a commercial segment of course:
Announcer - "Hello and welcome to Drama101! We're very glad you enjoy our channels, after all, thanks to Total Drama we are the most watched channel in television history most of the time. Thanks to that though, Total Drama is not the ONLY show we have on the air, of course! Just to go over what shows are airing in reruns and upcoming releases, of course, spoken to you by Amity Park's renowned hero, Danny Phantom!"
Danny Phantom - *A teenage boy with green eyes, snow white hair in a classic one part over eye position, and wearing a black/white jumpsuit with a white 'D' on the chest. He had a ghostly glow on him, and also had the ability to turn to a human form, but was in his ghost form for this* "Uh, thanks. Well", Danny then clears his throat, "For new shows coming to the Network, there's Danny Phantom: The Series, which is based off my actual life. There's also going to be Sonic Boom, a show about the ACTUAL Sonic this time around. And there's also going to be Coby Nelson: Wyvern of Pennsylvania, Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja and American Dragon: Jake Long. All of those shows are TOTALLY not based on any actual people I know in real life at all by the way. TOTALLY not." *smiles at camera a bit nervously* "For the movies this channel offers, we're gonna be showing the brand new Five Nights at Freddy's film with NO commercial breaks as soon as it leaves theaters! It's an adaptation of that famous internet game, and stars both new and veteran actors. But um yeah.....that's all I have for now so......yeah. Go back to, whatever it was you were doing or watching! Heheh."
Following that, the actual episode finally began. This episode started off first, with a happy little bird, pink in colour, chirping on a tree branch. That is, of course, until a big tentacle came out and shoved it right off. This tentacle, came from that treetopus first seen in episode 4. However, it's attention was soon turned to something else, more specifically, Chris standing on the roof of one of the cabins with a blonde afro wig on his head and using a very oldschool fashioned alarm to wake all of the remaining campers up and bring them out to see him and listen to him speak. As usual, this plan, worked;
"GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS!", of course, as soon as they saw the wig he had on, they all began bursting out into laughter;
"What is that on your head?!", Scott said as he laughed, "Did you steal something from a Rat's nest?"
"NO", Chris replied, "This is the only wig the show's budget could afford me!"
"Man", Mike joked, "You'd think this show would have like, ya know, a bigger budget, being TOTAL DRAMA, and all.", and then everyone started laughing even more. Chris could even look and see Veronica and Chef laughing beside the cabins too. It didn't take long for Chris to grit his teeth in pure anger, and even twitch his eye a bit, before screaming at everyone with;
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE FREAKIN' SHUT UP ALREADY!", and once everyone quieted down, he cleared his throat and continued, "My point is, today, we have a very special treat for all of you!"
"I'm taking over the job as host?!", Topher, who was still wearing the pink version of his main outfit from the last episode, said with a happy gasp;
"Actual well cooked food?", Samey added in with the same tone;
"Helicopter Bear Hunt?!", Scott also added in;
"HELL NO, No and Nope!", Chris responded to all of them with, "It's merge day! No more team Rat, no more team Maggot!", and then Chris jumped off of the cabin and walked around the campgrounds, "From now on, it's every man, woman and whatever else you guys may or may not be, for themselves!"
"That's IT?", Veronica then remarked in response;
"That's it what?"
"You just bluntly and boringly tell them it's merge day?", Veronica continued on with, "No dramatic build up? No returning competitors to add drama before you announce it? No dramatic trapping them in a room somewhere and to make it epic? No anything? Just, you telling them it's the merge? That's IT? Not even a debuting contestant? Nothing. Just a boring announcement of the merge?"
"Jesus H. Christ, lady!", Chris angrily remarked, "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME?!"
"I expect you to keep the show entertaining!", Veronica replied, folding her arms, "But then again, that WAS the OLD you, rather than, well, whatever the hell it is that you are now."
"Ha!", Topher laughed, "You tell him, Veronica!"
"HEY!", Chris exclaimed in response, "DON'T MAKE ME ELIMINATE YOU!", Topher then kept quiet, and then he angrily looked at Veronica before saying, "My point IS, this is the MERGE! GOD!"
Jasmine - "The merge. Alright. This is what I've been waiting for almost all season long!" *She puts one fist into her hand* "Now is the time to REALLY start focusing on THE GAME. Not Shawn, Not Sammy, Not ANYBODY else, just ME and WINNING. This is when the competition is supposed to get FIERCE. Even if most of the other people remaining do happen to be mostly former team members."
"CHEF!", Chris then looked up and yelled via walkie-talkie to Chef, who was in a helicopter high in the sky, "DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT!", then with a smile Chef pressed a lever on the helicopter that sent a giant black box-like object down on the Maggots cabin. All of the Maggot members screamed and ran away from the cabin as it was soon crushed and broken to pieces by the giant black box.
"Hey!", Mike complained, "Why'd you do that for?!"
"Was that", Samey then said as Mike helped her back up along with himself, "You crushed our cabin with a giant block of concrete!", and of course, Chris was just smiling away as he then explained;
"I had a bunch left over from building a monument to myself! I call it", and then the camera went over to said mountain, a giant replica of Chris' face/head carved into one of the minor mountains of the island, "Mount Chrismore!", and then the camera panned all over this thing, but this meant showing that two mutant seagulls flew onto it, one took a poo on one of Chris' eyes, and both of the birds laughed and high-fived eachother. On the end of the spectrum, there was a pair of rights scurrying around the neck of the carved Chris head, and they laughed their butts off when they saw what the birds did. Only then did focus shift back to Chris and the contestants that were still left in the game; "So from now on, you'll all share one tiny, cruddy little cabin."
"But like, all our stuff was in THAT cabin", Mike then pointed out, "You basically just crushed our personal things! That's like, vandalsim, ya know."
"Actually", Chris then stated, "All personal property of contestants is property of the show and it's executive staff", Veronica then smiled and waved to them all from behind Chris,"When it is located on the show's chosen setting. Basically, while you are contestants, if you brought it here, it's the show's stuff. Therefore, ANYTHING can happen to it while it's on this show. So yeah", he then laughed, "I pretty much own you.", and then everyone glared at him in response to that, but then Topher added in;
"It was probably Veronica's idea to add that clause into the contracts", and he said that while folding his arms and looking away from Chris in a snobbish way too, "I mean, she is far greater than Chris anyway.", Veronica giggled a bit at that ,Chris just became annoyed;
"MOVING ON", was Chris' response, "Since I am nice and not heartless. I'll help you get it out", and then he held up a pickaxe.....only it was as small as his finger, "One McLean Brand Pickaxe, Children's size!", and he tossed the tiny pickaxe to the remaining Mutant Maggots, and while it hit Mike on the forehead Samey then caught it, before he (Chris) and Veronica began climbing on the Helicopter's ladder to get onto it. He also then called down to everyone, "Enjoy! Later, taters!", and he then laughed, but once Veronica got in the cockpit with Chef, they both flew so fast that Chris' response was, "Ouch! CHEEFF!" before focus went over to a few short moments of time later, when Topher and Scott were just standing infront of the remains of the Maggot cabin together, and they had just a small bit of conversation;
"Heh", Topher began with, "I'm glad that wasn't OUR cabin. If it was our cabin, I would've lost all my hair and skin care products! And man, would THAT be something awful! Veronica would totally be upset with me for not taking care of myself, as her number one fan that is something I must NEVER EVER do!"
"Yeah", Scott replied while rolling his eyes, "That definitely WOULD be a terrible thing to have happened to us."
"But hey, at least Sugar's gone now!"
"Yeah, that actually is pretty good, to be honest."
"Well, anyway, I gotta go", Topher replied, "I have to study up on Veronica's entire filmography and details, I spent so much time following after Chris that I completely missed out on the REAL star of this show!", and as Topher then ran off to do that, Scott grew a scheming grin on his face;
Scott - "It's about time that the teams finally merge! Infact, my plan pretty much worked! Not only do I have that immunity idol, but my team was pretty much obliterated!" *he then laughs a bit*, "This plan is going GREAT! All I gots to do, is keep up with it! But there's so many people to get rid off, and so little time left in this show thingy! I'm thinkin' that tall girl, her tiny boyfriend, or Mike. I don't know who to choose!"
Following that, Scott was then left alone at the scene, when Mike suddenly walked up to him, as if to start his own conversation:
"Hey Scott", Mike opened with, "So yeah, I was just wondering, since the teams are kinda, well, disbanded now, since we're kinda like, well, different from the rest, maybe we should like, team up or something?"
"Um, how are we different from the rest?"
"Well, ya know, I......um."
"Are you trying to say something about me?!"
"What?! N-n-n-no!", Mike then got scared, "I was just, well, you're the only red head and I'm the only tall skinny guy. That's how we're different, heheh."
"So I'm different because I'm a ginger?"
"You trying to say I don't have a soul or something?"
"No!", Mike once more quickly exclaimed, "Not at all! I'd never say something like that!"
"Well, could'a fooled me", Scott replied, "After you called Jasmine's boobs fake."
"That-that was an accident! I meant something completely different!"
"Riiiiiight", of course Scott meant that sarcastically, "Well anyway, I'm not really lookin' for an alliance right now, I prefer to be something of a lone wolf, ya know. Sorry, not sorry", and Scott just walked off, leaving Mike just standing there, still looking a bit worried.
Mike - "Oh man, I hope I didn't offend Scott or Jasmine! I don't wanna be eliminated at this point!" *he sighs sadly* "I'm beginning to think my doctor had a point when he said I shouldn't sign up for this show. I forgot why I even thought it was a good idea in the first place! But, well, alright, I think I'm going to let myself be sent home, just incase my MPD risks someone elses health, just after I tell Amy the truth. Why her? I don't know....she reminds me of Sammy the most."
Scott - "Mike is such a dork."
Following that, things directly went over to Samey, who was ontop of the destroyed Maggots cabin and actually trying to hit at the giant cement block with the ridiculously small pickaxe. Of course, it didn't take long for the pickaxe to fly into the distance and knock Shawn out cold as he was trying to climb up a tree.
"Sorry!", was all Samey said as she saw Shawn fall, but then realized she was still pretending to be Amy and said, "Oops, did I say Sorry, I meant, Not Sorry! Yeah! Haha! I laugh at your pain!", and then Mike walked up to her, still thinking she was Amy, and said;
"Um, Hey Amy", he opened with, "Can we, um, maybe, uh, talk for a bit?"
"Sure, Mike", Samey said, stepping down from the roof of the cabin to stand infront of Mike directly, "What do you wanna talk about?"
"Well", Mike then scratched the back of his head a bit, "Ya see, I actually have something to tell you, but I don't quite know how to really explain it to you."
"Oh I'm sure you can find a way", Samey then twirled her hair with one finger, "heheh."
"Alright", Mike then took in a deep breathe, "I.....have..........is that a berry on your cheek?"
"A berry", Mike then pointed at her face, "That looks like a berry, and it's on your cheek."
"Oh!", and Samey then immediately tried to cover the berry on her face, "No, I don't know what you're talking about, it's my beauty mark! It always has been! My mole that I call a beauty mark! Heheh. Definitely NOT a berry! I can assure you that!"
"Haha, I know a berry when I see one!", and then Mike, with one finger, wiped the berry off of Samey's face and actually ate it too, and he liked it and said, "Mmm, blueberry! Haha", and then he looked at Samey and gasped, "S-S-S-Sammy?!", in response, Samey just looked down and had no idea what to say at all. "I-I-I thought you were Amy!"
"Well", Samey then took in a deep breathe, "I'm......I'm not."
"So.", Mike then put hands on his hips;
"So what?", Samey then became worried;
"So are there any MORE lies you want to come out with and tell me right now, or is that it?"
"That's it! This is the only lie i've ever told to you so far."
"Don't give me that, I know what's going on! You were pretending to be your sister to mess with my heart and mind even more after you broke it! You didn't want her to ruin your little plan and then you made her look bad while you were pretending to be her!"
"N-N-NO!", Samey then exclaimed, "That's not it at all!"
"Save it!", Mike put a hand out to stop her from continuing, "I've heard enough, honestly, I have. I don't need to hear anymore, I don't need to be messed with ANY FURTHER!", and then Mike suddenly gasped and turned into Chester, "Back in my day, there was a thing called RESPECT!", and then suddenly Chester threw a rock at Samey for no reason.
"Ow!", was Samey's only response as Mike/Chester then walked off, and she just began to feel extremely terrible and even sighed.
Samey - *Is feeling really terrible* "I let this lie go on way too far. What have I done to Mike?!"
Mike - "And I thought I liked her!"
Following that, things went to Jasmine as she was busy pulling things such as clothing, supplies and other similar objects out from underneath the destroyed Mutant Maggots cabin. Of course, it was not long before Shawn walked up to her, and before he said a single thing he put one hand under his chin as if to think about what he was going to do or say. After just a few seconds, he came up with an answer;
"So", he began with, "Need any, like, ya know, help? Help is always valuable during a Zombie Apocalypse, you know!"
"Sure", Jasmine said as he struggled to pull something like a sleeping bag from underneath the crushed cabin, "You can start by helping me pull this thing out!", and Shawn smiled and followed Jasmine's suggestions. Both of them made various "Nngh!", "Ugh" and "Nnnugh!" sounds as they pulled at the object that was beneath the now crushed cabin. Obviously, they did indeed manage to pull this object out. However, as soon as they did, Shawn flew into the air and slammed right into a tree, "SHAWN!", was Jasmine's worried response as she then rushed over to Shawn as he was seemingly knocked out cold once again. She held him softly in her arms and tried to shake him back up, "Are you alright? Shawn?!"
"Huh?", and Shawn woke up at long last, "Wha?"
"Oh thanke goodness!", Jasmine responded, "You are alright!"
"What happened?! Was that a zombie?! WAS THAT A ZOMBIE?!"
"No", Jasmine then laughed a bit, "It wasn't a zombie, it was just, well, that sleeping bag."
"Does it have a zombie in it?!", in response Jasmine kicked at the sleeping bag a bit and then said;
"That doesn't prove anything!", Shawn then explained, "We need to make sure it doesn't!", he then jumped into the air and did a drop-kick on the sleeping back right where the head of a person would normally be. After landing, in a split formation making Jasmine wince at his pain for him and no doubt hurting his crotch badly, with a whimpering chipmunk-like voice he said, "Yep.....no Zombie in here.", and then he fell over onto the ground. Jasmine just winced in pain for him.
Shawn - "Jasmine is definitely my dream girl. No doubt about that."
Jasmine - "I hope that landing didn't make Shawn sterile or anything!"
Following that, Scott could be seen peering from behind the cabin at what the now former Maggots were doing. He saw Mike angrily storming a away from a now depressed Samey, and also saw Jasmine helping Shawn back up to his feet. He pondered his next move for a bit and soon enough, with a smirk on his face, he had his plan set for his next big scheme of the season. He went right up to the visibly sad Samey and opened with;
"So", Scott said in a inquisitive manner, "I see you and Mike are on the rocks right now."
"Oh", Samey turned to face Scott, who didn't even notice or care that she wasn't really Amy, "Yeah.........we kind of are."
"Well, what happened? Why you feeling so down? I know I was on the other team and all, but trust me, it's the merge now, teams don't matter anymore!"
"Well", Samey then rubbed her arm a bit, "I, I dunno."
"Come on!", Scott then put a hand on her shoulder, "You can trust me. Just trust me! I promise I won't use it for anything other than the forces of good!"
"Well", Samey then let out a deep sigh, "I guess, okay then."
"Good, so, what's the problem?"
"Well", Samey then said to him, "There's, well, you promise you won't tell everyone else?"
"Well, alright, I'm actually Sammy. I gave Amy this apple that made her throat swell up because she's just so mean to me and she pretended to be me to break Mike's heart, so I got her back by pretending to be her to get her eliminated. Only, well, now Mike has found out about it and I think I like him and I don't know what to do now, I feel so guilty for messing with his heart so much! He must feel so awful now!", and after that, there was a pause of silence before, "Did you get all that?"
"Uh", Scott himself paused a bit, "Yeah!", he nodded with a smile, "Yeah I got everything just perfectly!"
"And, you don't hold anything against me?"
"Not at all!", Scott replied, "Would'a done the same thing if I were you, heheh!"
"Well", Samey then smiled, "Thanks, Scott."
Scott - "Oh this is TOO good to pass up!"
Following that, things went right to the intercom system, which was just being activated thanks to, well, obviously, Chris McLean the host of the show speaking into it and announcing;
"Attention all campers! All of you need to report IMMEDIATELY to the main campgrounds RIGHT NOW no matter WHERE you have run off to, because it's time your next challenge! Which means, of course, your next humiliation! Report here ASAP, got that? Or else I will send both Fang and Chef to hunt you slackers down!", and immediately after that last bit every single remaining camper dashed as fast as they could to the center of the campgrounds. It only took a small amount of time for Chris, now with a brunette bowl cut wig, to arrive.
"Um", Jasmine then questioned, "You had the time to buy another wig?"
"Yes!", Chris replied with a smile, showing his missing tooth, "Yes I did.", he then cleared his throat, "But anyway, that's NOT what we're here to talk about, now is it? No, it's not! What we ARE here to talk about though, of course, is your challenge of the day!", and then the contestants once more groaned, "HEY! You HAVE to do this! Got it? I made Chef and the interns work for days putting this particular challenge together and you all WILL do it, got it?", and then everyone was silent, "GOOD! Now, to help demonstrate this challenge, I've brought in someone from the old cast!", and then Chef brought in the next cameo of this season, one of the male original contestants. The boy was strapped to a dolly and was restrained along his body and even had a cover over his mouth/face. But everyone who watched the show would know who he was. He wore a spiked dog collar, a black t-shirt with a cream skull on it with a cream coloured undershirt that had long sleeves. His hair was short and black on the bottom but had a green faux-hawk on top. With two piercings on one ear, one on the other, a bud piercing on his nose, and blue jean shorts and red sneakers to finish off his appearance. "Let's all give a big warm welcome to the winner of the first season, Duncan!", Duncan just angrily growled at Chris in response, "Yeah, he's a bit angry after our Interns knocked out his parents and forcibly took him from his home while he was sleeping."
"Aren't his mom and dad cops?", Topher then pointed out, "I mean, according to Sierra's trivia vlogs."
"I don't care!", Chris replied, "What my interns did is not what I did, and besides, contracts!", he then holds up a contract, "I OWN ALL YOUR ASSES! Now, here's the deal", Chris then explained the challenge at long last, "Now originally I was going to have us all go to an alternate universe in this prototype inter-universal transportation unit, or I.U.T. for short", he then gestured over to what looked like a phone booth from the 1920's, that was a deep red in colour. "But the producers gave me something about it being too dangerous or experimental so we're just gonna throw this poster for a live Sonic performance and this intern in there", he then shoves the female intern and a poster for a live performance of Sonic the Hedgehog into the I.U.T., "And do a different challenge!", the intern then is shown hitting the main device of the booth and literally being teleported in a white flash seemingly out of existence. Everyone gasps. Then the poster is initially left behind, only to then be teleported with her a few seconds later, everyone gasps again. "Yeah.....we haven't figured out how to really make the booth go with what it teleports. It's also said that it's possible that being in another universe would cause things entering said universe to fade out of existence after a while, at least with the current state of the I.U.T. Supposedly. I dunno. Still. I mean, at the state it's in you can't even choose which universe you can go to."
"Man, why'd you reject that idea?", Topher then said;
"Because!", Chris replied, "It was Cassandra's idea for this episode! She had an entire season of challenges planned actually but I rejected them all in favor of my own."
"Man", Topher then folded his arms and looked away from Chris, "No wonder Cassandra was a more famous host than you."
"I mean yeah she's racist and whatnot, but still, she was still better than you most of the time before that was exposed to the world!"
"OKAY OKAY OKAY!", Chris then angrily yelled out, "ENOUGH WITH CASSANDRA! GOD! THE BITCH IS GONE LIKE MY MOTHER! CHRIST!", he then calmed down and with a smile continued on, "The REAL challenge of the episode is all about grabbin' em and taggin' em!", then a television suddenly popped up from underground, "Hidden inside the mess hall are six keys to Chef's prized collection of ventage go-karts! Some drive like well oiled machines, others, not so much."
"Chris!", Chef then got visibly angry, and suddenly Veronica came out of the mess hall with a bowl of well cocked spaghetti in her hands, which she was eating, "Don't let these clowns drive mah karts! They're gonna smash 'em!"
"Yeah", Chris replied, not sorry for Chef at all, "And car crashes equal ratings!", Chef still wasn't happy at all, "Anyway, it's Demo Time, Duncan! Chef, let this perp out on a day pass!", and then Chef untied Duncan, but of course, Duncan just smiled, took off the thing covering his face, and said;
"Later Losers! Hahahahahaha!", and ran off into the woods, leaving the new contestants, Chris, Chef, and Veronica just standing there at the campgrounds.
"You know", Veronica commented, "Even Lindsay would have known that was going to happen."
"Shut up", Chris bluntly said to her, "Just shut up.", he then turned to the contestants, "Your challenge begins now.", and with that, the challenge officially began. Of course, Scott immediately put a hand on Samey's shoulder and spoke to her just before everyone actually went and did it;
"So here's the deal", he bluntly said to her, "You help me win the challenge and I won't tell anyone, like Mike, the truth about your, situation."
"Mike already knows the truth", Samey then with a sigh, "and so does Jasmine too."
"Well then", Scott replied, "That only leaves Topher and Shawn to find out, now don't it? And what if they actually LIKED Amy?"
Samey - *sighs* "Why couldn't I just have told Mike from the start about my feelings for him?"
"Players!", Chris then said to them all as they were gathered at the mess hall, "Commence Smashing and or Grabbing...........now!", and they all dashed right into the mess hall. Of course, Mike was focused on first, dashing right to a cabinet;
"Okay, a key", he said to himself as he lifted one jar open, "A Key, where would Chris hide a key", he then literally lifted a salt container up to his eye and shook it, only for it's top to fall off and causing salt to dump onto his eye, making him go, "Salt! AAAAUGH!", and the focus then shifted over to the other side of the mess hall's kitchen area, where Jasmine and Shawn both were close by. Jasmine was getting ready open a cabinet, when she noticed Shawn was next to her;
"Shawn, what are you doing?"
"I'm tryin' to help ya out", Shawn said to her, "That's all."
"We're not team mates anymore, Shawn", Jasmine told her, "It's the merge."
"Well, it's not the finale yet, is it? And, we're not the final two, so, um, can't we have one of those, you know, alliance things goin' on?"
"I don't know", Jasmine then cocked an eyebrow, "How can I trust you?"
"Simple!", Shawn answered with, "I've never been in this game before, I don't side with Chris or Veronica at all and I was probably picked by the producers for comic relief rather than ratings or anything."
"Hm, good point", Jasmine then smiled, "We can be in an alliance", and then they shook hands, but after Jasmine went back to opening the cabinet, Shawn did a fist bump and whispered 'yes' extremely happily. Jasmine then opened up the cabinet, only to find no key at all, "No key", but then she noticed something perculiar, it was a set of white sheets of notebook paper, "Huh?", Jasmine then picked up one of the letters and opened it up, "Dear Ludmilla, I do Tokyo, It’s all, kimi wo aishiteru, That’s right, they love me, And when home is near, You know I gotta hear, I love you, It means you love me, ‘Cause when you look into this boy’s eyes, It drives you all insane, Because you love me, You know I gotta hear, I love you. With Love, BJC."
"Who the heck is Ludmilla?", was all Shawn questioned;
"I don't remember, but I think that's some kind of Billy Joe Cobra song", Jasmine then said, "But, why would he-", and then suddenly Veronica came in out from nowhere and swiped the letter from Jasmine;
"That's property of the show!", she said in a defensive tone as he tucked the letter into her bra, both Jasmine and Shawn cocked their eyebrows, "I don't know HOW it got there, must have been there since well, for a while.", there was then a pause of silence, and then Veronica just said, "Get back to your challenge!", which sent Jasmine and Shawn both away from her as she then hid the rest of the letters in her bra aswell. Focus then shifted over to Topher, who was searching underneath a table for a key;
"There's gotta be a key in here somewhere?", he then found something, and pulled it out, but it was, "Peanuts?!", a jar of peanuts, "What is that doing under the table?", and then he reached back in there, unaware a giant mutant cockroach was pouring salt onto his arm with a smile on his face, of course it soon bit him, but Topher's only response was the classic shocked face, pulling his arm out from under the table, and going, "Ah!" before focus then shifted over to Scott who was sitting by the kitchen sink and looking at a tea pot. Of course, he just dropped it on the floor and let it shatter to pieces anyway before looking over to Samey who was busy looking all over a nearby shelf for a key to use, "Amy", Scott then said in a taunting voice, "Go ahead and open that broom closet for me?"
"Do it yourself!", Samey bluntly replied with;
"Oh Shawn, Topher!", Scott then called out, making Samey sigh and say;
"Okay, okay!", and she went over to the broom closet and opened it up, "It's just a broom closet, nothing scar-", and then a giant cockroach jumped onto her face, "AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!", was her response, but the screams were obviously muffled due to her face being smothered. Scott just peered in with a smile on his face and said;
"Nope! No keys in there!", and focus then shifted back over to Mike, who had one hand over his eye still from the salt issue earlier, and he was looking in a bucket, "Hey!", he happily said, "I think I found something!", only then to be grabbed by the face by some unseen black creature's hand and pulled literally into the bucket of water. Literally, his entire body. Of course, Samey did soon manage to take the cockroach off of her face, but immediately after, Scott came out with a garbage back, "Hey, Amy, I think you should also look through this garbage bag too.", in response, Samey just sighed and did as Scott asked, as disgusting as it was. It was then that Mike struggled to get out of the water bucket with that black creature still trying to pull him back in. However, he managed to get out and then kicked the bucket away from him. He then turned and saw Samey rummaging through the garbage back and cocked an eyebrow at it.
Samey - "What Scott is making me do is so WRONG! But, I probably deserve it for what I did to Mike." *sighs sadly again*.
Following that, the cockroach from under the table jumped at Shawn, only for Jasmine to notice, throw Shawn ontop of the cabinet and then kick the cockroach in the face. However, the cockroach ended up landing right on Mike at his crotch area, making him scream and try to punch it off while Jasmine and Samey looked on in concern and Scott just bursted out laughing. Shawn, however, managed to exclaim to Jasmine;
"Hey, Jasmine! I found a key!", and he was holding up a key, of course;
"That's Great, Shawn!", Jasmine said to her, "Let's go!", and then both of them ran outside to get into a Go-Kart. Following that, things went back to Mike, who just managed to get the giant cockroach off of him when he then slipped on a puddle of water on the floor, after his fall, a key then fell on his chest, he smiled.
"Sweet!", he said happily, "A Key!", and then things went to Topher who was being beat up by the roach under the table;
"Not the face! Not the face! Not the face!", and then he came back up with hair messed up and scratches all over him, but he was holding a key in his hand, "Got the key.", and then, "Owwwww.", and then things went to Scott, who was also in the kitchen and was also holding various objects in his arms/hands now. Then, Scott just dropped all of the objects he was holding and a key happened to be inside one of them;
"Bingo!", was what he said as Samey, holding a key while rubbing her head in pain, walked up to him, "Wow!", he noticed the colour of Samey's key, "There's a gold key?!"
"I found it in the garbage."
"You need to give me that key."
"Oh come on", Samey then complained, "I-"
"Oh Shawn and Topher!"
"Okay okay, fine, take it!", she then handed Scott the key she had rightfully found, and Scott then tossed her his key in return and said;
"Pleasure doin' blackmail with ya! Haha!", and he then ran off. Samey just looked at her new key and sighed sadly. Focus then suddenly shifted over to Chris and Chef, who were both walking beside eachother outside of the mess hall building, Chef began speaking;
"You let them trash my kitchen?!", Chef exclaimed, becoming even more irate, "Chris man, do you know how long that's gon' take to clean up?!"
"Buddy!", the not caring Chris answered with, "Brother from another mother, relax, it's cool!", he then handed Chef a mop, "See? I got you a new mop!", of course, as he walked away Chef got even angrier, so angry infact that he broke the mop into two pieces. Meanwhile, Chris then stood infront of all the remaining contestants in the area where all of the Go-Karts were kept, and he of course, began explaining this part of the challenge, "Say to hello to challenge, part deu! Grand Chef Auto!"
"Wow", Topher said with a laugh, "Really original title, be careful Rockstar games doesn't sue you."
"They can't", Chris replied, "The Producer's supply my lawyers and they are pretty dang tough. It'd take them twenty to thirty years to win that lawsuit."
"So in other words, you'd probably die of old age by the time that happens."
"MOVING ON", Chris once more was annoyed with Topher, "This challenge will give you all a can of spray paint and a GPS map of the island! Your mission? Race your Go-Karts around the island and be the first to graffiti three landmarks! The rock wall of mount looming disaster, the spooky tree in the haunted forest, and the tippy-top of a giant totem pole! Oh, and the Go-Karts? You'll have to steal them!", and then it was revealed, "From Chef!", that the angry as hell Chef was standing infront of the Go-Karts, ready to defend his prized collection no matter what the cost. Even Jasmine was a bit intimidated when he angrily growled, but nonetheless she put on her game face. "The first player to completely tag all three landmarks wins immunity! And, they get to CHOOSE who will be eliminated!", and then things got real for everyone, "Hahaha! That was Cassandra's idea. The only one I felt like keeping. Have a ride! Aaaaaand, GO!", and then the second part of the challenge officially began. At first, it was just a stand-off, Chef infront of his Go-Karts, the contestants at a distance away from him. He was going to defend his prize no matter what.
"So, what's he gonna do?", Scott then said tauntingly, "Scare us to death or somethin'? Big deal."
"Nobody, touches mah stuff", was his cold and menacing response, "Nobody.", and then with a snap of the finger suddenly all sorts of mutant squirrels popped up from the Go-Karts, all of them angry, at least one hundred or so in humber, and all of them working with Chef. One of them even had on a red hat flipped backwards, tiny baggy hip hop pants, and a sleeveless grey tiny shirt plus a golden necklace with a 'C' on it. Obviously, that one was Conker, apparently Cody lent him to Chef. Either way, all of the contestants gasped as they revealed themselves.
"Lazer Squirrels!", Topher said in fear, "NOT THE FACE!", and just at that second, all of the squirrels began firing their eye beams, prompting all of the contestants to scream and panic while trying to avoid the lazers, all while Chris himself relaxed on a lawn chair while resting his feet on a set of tires. Veronica then walked up to him, also watching with some level of enjoyment. However, she failed to notice that some of the letters she stuck into her bra fell out onto the ground. Chris just turned to the camera and said;
"I love it when Chef gets mad, don't you?", and then he started the real thing he was talking about while also picking up some of the letters Veronica dropped when she walked away from him, when he rudely shooed her away with hand gestures, "Who will survive his wrath? Find out after the break!", and then he whispered, "And after I'm done reading these! Heheheh!", and then he spoke more loudly, "Right here, on Total, Drama, Revenge of the Island!", and then he rested one hand behind his back as he began reading the love letters. As he did so, the episode faded into black, for a commercial break.
[COMMERICAL CUT FOR SIZE LIMITS]
Following that commercial, things went right back to the real show, where all of the contestants were panicking in their attempt to avoid the lightning fired by the many squirrels. While most of them ran in circles, Jasmine and Shawn managed to escape doing that, only to then run into a wall of tires, wood and metal pieces and be bluntly stopped. Of course, at that moment, Chef walked up to them and began laughing and folding his arms in an evil way;
"Hehehe, game over!", he laughed, "You're comin' with me!", and then as he dealt with them, the mutant squirrels changed their method of attack. Instead, they all rushed at the competitors head on. Two of them got onto Samey's head and bit at her hair, she of course, screamed as she tried to pull them off of her;
"AH! GET OFF OF ME!", was her scream of desperation. Mike saw this and did feel somewhat bad for her, but then he remembered what he found out about her earlier, and though reluctant, decided not to help her and instead try to get his own Go-Kart instead. Scott however, just ran passed Samey bluntly and said;
"Thanks for covering me, Amy!", of course, he just easily ran towards his Go-Kart, while Topher had two squirrels on his arms and two on his legs and jumping about making constant 'Ow' noises the entire time.
"Ow, Ow, Ow! Not the Face! Just not the Face! Owwwaugh!", suddenly though, out of Topher's pocket came a box of peanuts. All of the squirrels stopped when this started rolling along the ground. Eventually, it landed in Shawn's hands somehow. His response;
"Hey!", with a smile he said, "Peanuts!", but then he, Jasmine and Chef started running in fear when literally all of the Mutant Squirrels started chasing them, even Conker. Soon enough, with those three distracted, the others were able to get their wheels. Topher was first, and with a smirk on his face he immediately hit the gas and started going, and made sure to turn to the camera and show off a shiney smile along with a wink before focus changed to Scott jumping into his Go-Kart, one that was yellow rather than grey like the others, he spoke;
"Gold Key, Gold Car, that's the recipe for victory!", he then put the key into the car, "Heheheh!", and then his kart began starting, "Giddy up!", however, while the back wheels made noise, the car didn't move at all, confusing him, "Huh?", and then he looked down and saw that the front wheels were replaced with bricks, "Aw no fair!", but the Samey, who was in her own kart, just smiled and commented;
"Oh I don't know about that, I think you got what you deserve!", and then she prepared to drive off, but Scott of course jumped out of his kart and went over to her to say;
"Give me my key back!", but then Veronica arrived on the scene and said;
"Woah, I am sorry, but not so fast! There is no take-backs on karts or their keys beyond this point! Especially, the more lemony-ones!", and then she dissappeared yet again. Scott then got up close to Samey and said;
"Get me to the finish line.", and then Samey once more, was used. Soon enough, she was in her kart, yes, but also had to have Scott's kart tied to the back of hers. Of course, Scott soon began poking her with a stick, "Move slow poke!", and he had one hand behind the back of his head while doing so.
"Ow!", Samey replied, "Is that stick really necessary?"
"Not really", was Scott's only comment, and then, Mike just sped right on past them both. Meanwhile, Jasmine and Shawn were trapped in a prison cell, with a smiling and folded arms Chef smirking right at them from outside the bars. Of course, both Jasmine and Shawn were not happy about this at all;
"You can't do this!", Jasmine complained angrily;
"Yeah!", Shawn added in, "It's totally unfair!"
"Tell it to your prison gaurd!", and with a smile, Chef pointed right on over to Fang, who was chained to a wooden post that probably wasn't going to hold much longer. Jasmine and Shawn just gasped at this as Chef walked away laughing maniacally. Meanwhile, things went right on over to the first landmark, the rockside of the mount of looming tragedy. Surprisingly, the first person to arrive there, of all people, was Mike. With blue spray paint, he painted a blueberry.
"Sweet!", Mike cheered for himself, "First one at the first tag! I'm on a roll! WOOH!", and then he ran off just as Topher came up. Of course, Topher was visibly upset he wasn't the first one there, but he put that aside and pondered instead on what to tag.
"Hmmmmmm", and with a snap of his fingers, he got it. Soon enough, a portrait of his own face was spray painted in orange paint on the rock wall. By the time Topher was finished, it was then that Scott and Samey arrived on the scene. Scott sternly said to Samey:
"You wait here, I'M tagging first!", and he promptly got up out of the kart and began using blue spray paint to pain the rock wall himself. He sprayed a simple 'X', and after him, Samey then got up and used pink spray paint to spray a check-mark. Of course, after she was done, Samey rushed back, but even then, Scott still honked the horn for her to hurry up.
"I'M COMING!", was Samey's response to the relentless horn honking. Meanwhile, Jasmine and Shawn remained behind bars, with Fang oh so desperate to get to them both.
"Ugh, LET ME OUT OF HERE!", Jasmine bellowed out, her claustrophobia kicking in and making her deserpately pull on the bars in desperation to be free, "LET ME OUT! OPEN THESE BARS! AUGH!", Shawn of course tried to keep to a safe distance, but also tried to think of a way out.
"Hey, I think I got a plan to get us out of here!"
"Really?", Jasmine said, turning to face him, "THEN USE IT!"
"It's alright Jasmine", Shawn then calmly held her hands, "Just calm down first, my plan requires you to be calm for a few seconds.", of course, Jasmine continued to breathe heavily for a bit even after he said that, but after a bit, she calmed down, and they both looked at eachother and smiled even. It was then that Shawn thought of something, "Alright, so on Shark Week one year I learned that Sharks are attracted to the colour Yellow."
"Okay, what does that have to do with anything?"
"Fang's a tough shark, right?", Shawn asked, to which Jasmine nodded, "Well, then we can use him to get the bars open if we get him attracted enough to them. If we paint 'em yellow he'll be distracted by them instead of us!"
"Well, please tell me you have yellow spray paint then!"
"Actually.....I got purple!"
"UGGGGGGGHHHHH!", Jasmine then groaned, "We're DOOMED!"
"Wait, what was your colour."
"Yellow", Shawn then got happy when she said that, but then, "But I dropped it outside the bars.", and then it was revealed the can was literally just out of reach, and both of them then sighed as focus shifted back over to Mike. Amazingly, Mike had managed to tag the second landmark already, putting a smiley face with the tongue sticking out as his second portrait before driving off. Right afterwards, Scott and Samey arrived, Scott still poking Samey with the stick to make her go faster.
"Amy!", Scott then called out to her, "Go check if it's safe!"
"Okay, okay!", of course in an instant the tree's eye came out and one of it's tentacles grabbed Samey in an instant, lifting her up into the air. Scott actually watched in enjoyment as he got to watch Samey struggle with trying to break free from the thing and also get beat up by it.
"Best blackmail ever!", was Scott's response to that. Focus then went back to Shawn and Jasmine, as they were thinking of what to do. Of course, Jasmine was getting worried due to her claustrophobia again, when Shawn suddenly thought of something. After clearing his throat, he actually had the balls and audacity to yell at Fang;
"HEY FANG!", he yelled, grabbing the Sharks Attention, "There's something YELLOW over there!", and then Shawn pointed right at the yellow spray-paint can. Fang, actually falling for the trick, charged so hard at the spray can that he ripped the pole right from the ground. When he bit at the spray paint can only to of course end up coughing up spray paint, the pole knocked right into the bars and set Jasmine and Shawn free. Shawn cheered, "YES! IT WORKED!"
"No time for cheering, let's get out of here!", and then Jasmine took Shawn by the hand, led him to the nearest Go-Kart, and the two were immediately on their way. Of course, Fang waved his fist at them as they drove off. However, when he saw a photo of Scott that was for no reason on a tree, he remembered who he really wanted most of all. Meanwhile, Jasmine and Shawn soon got a message on their GPS, seemingly from Chris, only he looked more like a corpse with his tongue sticking out and lips not even moving, and his dialogue seemed spliced together at random;
"Listen UP, three land-mark wasn't tough-enough, so-I-added a FOURTH, it's a doozy, it's a mountainside right-in-da center of-the island! Now get packin' and spill-the-paint! McLean, out!", and at the campground, it was revealed Chef was turning off a tape recorder, that said "McLean, out!", and that he was also holding up a Chris McLean cadaver while standing infront of a camera. He looked to the camera and coldly said;
"Nobody, touches MAH stuff. NOBODY!", and then he started laughing like a maniacal villain, "Ahahahahahahahaha!", and then focus went back to the race, showing Jasmine and Shawn just getting to the first landmark, and promptly spray painting it, well, Shawn, when suddenly Jasmine realized something;
"Oh no!", she cried, "My spray paint can is the one being attacked by Fang right now!"
"Aw that's okay", Shawn said as he finished spray painting a 'beware of Zombies' sign onto the rock, "You can use mine.", he then handed Jasmine his can;
"Wouldn't that be....against the rules?"
"I don't see Chris coming in to stop us."
"Well......alright", and then once more they both smiled at eachother and Jasmine used Shawn's can to draw Australia onto the rock before they continued on their way as fast as they could. Focus then went on to the original third landmark, the totem pole. Mike was already in the process of climbing it, when Samey and Scott arrived on the scene. Of course, Scott turned to Samey and said;
"Amy, would you give me a boost?", Samey just sighed and put her hands out to help Scott climb onto. As soon as he did though, she fell to the ground due to his weight compared to hers'. Scott still got onto the totem pole either way though. Seeing this, Mike just said;
"Why don't you help yourself instead of him, Amy?", Mike said, "Oh wait, you're not Amy, your Sammy. My mistake. Or is that even your real name at all, you liar?!"
"I said I was sorry!", Samey called back, laying on the ground now. By that point, Mike was almost to the top and didn't seem to care about Samey's fate any longer;
"Ha!", Mike laughed, "Almost to the top! In your face!"
"No, in YOUR face!", and Scott just threw his can right in Mike's face, sending Mike falling down the totem pole with his can. Scott's can fell to the top of the totem pole, though. Mike managed to catch onto the wing of one of the bird part of the pole, but was in a dangerous situation, Scott just laughed and said, "Woopsy!"
"Mike!", Samey panicked, not knowing what to do at all, "I'm coming to help you!"
"No, I don't need your help!", Mike assured her, "I can actually help myself!", and then he tried to climb back up using his legs, but it only caused the wing to begin breaking, thus also breaking Mike's balance aswell.
"Haha!", Scott laughed as he quickly spray painted a blue 'X' on the totem before sliding down, knocking Samey who was climbing up the totem back to the ground in the process. "Oh, Amy, I'm gonna need a tow to the last landmark, if you don't mind."
"TOW YOURSELF!", Samey then yelled at him angrily, "I'M HELPING MIKE!"
"Fine", Scott replied, "I'll just get a lift from someone else!", Scott then purposely kicked the totem, making it begin to tilt over the edge of the cliff it was standing on. Samey gasped while Mike actually began scream. Scott used this as a distraction to just bluntly steal Mike's Go-Kart, which had the keys still inside of it, and use that one to proceed instead. Focus then shifted over to Jasmine and Scott, who were in their Go-Kart together, only theirs was constantly stopping at random points before going up again. Shawn was driving, while Jasmine was becoming bored with how long it was taking. Meanwhile, Topher was just arriving at the totem pole, where Samey was walking across to get over to where Mike was hanging on for dear life, Topher actually smiled and said;
"Man! Why do I miss all the dramatic moments on this season?!"
"Not now, Topher!", Samey then said, "I'm trying to help Mike!"
"Okay then", Topher replied, then realizing something, "Hey wait, if that thing falls, then the bottom will become the top!", and then he went over and spray painted a portrait of himself modeling a pose on the bottom of the totem pole, "Done!", and then he ran off. Samey just rolled her eyes and continued trying to get to Mike, but falling a bit each time the totem pole shook. Of course, it didn't take long for Jasmine and Shawn to arrive at that moment and both gasped when they saw;
"Sammy, Mike!", Jasmine said with a gasp;
"Wait......Sammy?!", was Shawn's immediate response, having not known until that moment that Amy had long since been gone and Samey the one who stayed. Meanwhile, Samey was just getting to Mike, holding her hand out to help him;
"Mike, grab hold of my hand!"
"Why should I?", Mike replied, "You're probably gonna go Lion King on me and throw me to my death given how good you are at lying!"
"No, I'm not!", Samey said, "I really don't want you to fall to your death, Mike! I only wanted to get rid of Amy because she lied to you to break your heart! She was the one who lied to you that first time! Not me!"
"How do I know who's telling the truth?"
"If I was really Amy, would I have really come to save you instead of moving to the last landmark already?", and with that, Mike just smiled and grabbed hold of Samey's hand. Samey promptly helped Mike up onto the totem pole, just in time for the two to run back to the cliff as the totem finally gave away and fell off of the mountainside. Jasmine and Shawn smiled at seeing this happen. Of course, there was no kiss, just them continuing to hold their hands for a bit before smiling and letting go and giggling a bit. Only then did Chris and Chef arrive in their own Golf cart at that moment.
"And the winner of Grand Chef Auto is.....", Chris then noticed the totem was gone, "What happened to the Totem?!", he then noticed not all of the contestants were there, "And where is everyone?!"
"That's right!", Jasmine then said, "There's still that last landmark! The extra one that Chris added!", and then Jasmine, Shawn, Mike and Samey got into their Go-Karts (Jasmine & Shawn sharing theirs, Mike getting into Scott's golden one while Samey taking her original) and all of them continued the race. Chris was just surprised;
"Extra one?", and he then looked at the GPS and gasped, "MOUNT CHRISMORE?!........DUNCAN!"
"Heheheh", Chef laughed, "That Duncan is one baaaaaaad dude."
"HURRY!", Chris then called out, "WE HAVE TO STOP THIS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!", and then Chris and Chef were on their way towards Mount Chrismore, where Scott was just arriving, laughing about how successful his plan was going already;
"Man, this was just too easy!", Scott said as he prepared his spray paint, only to then be knocked out by a tree branch smacking him in the head and knocking him to the ground. Of course, this log came from Jasmine, who was more than happy to do this. However, right as they were tagging this final location, Shawn turned to Jasmine and said;
"Ya know, we make a great team, huh?"
"You know what?", Jasmine replied, "We really kinda do.", and after that, there was a pause of silence between the two, going on for at least a minute before suddenly, Jasmine, after finishing her tagging and Shawn finished his, took Shawn into her arms just to kiss him. Of course, Samey and Mike both arrived at that instant and both said an 'awwwwww' in unison while smiling at this. Topher just scoffed and said;
"Not the most interesting start of a Total Drama relationship ever but it's alright.", and it was then that Chris and Chef also arrived on the scene, just as Fang out of nowhere jumped from the top of Mount Chrismore onto a screaming Scott for no particular reason. Of course, Chris' first words were;
"MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL 50 FOOT CHRISMORE FACE!", he then turned to Chef, "Did ya HAVE to stop at the mutant lizard people operated drive through?", Chef just sipped on a soda and shrugged, and then everyone opened their mouths and began to speak, but Chris stopped them and spoke himself, "And nobody gets to make a vote! Reason? Because clearly, all of you fell for an OBVIOUS prank by Duncan!"
"Sorry bra", and then Duncan came up from behind a rock, explaining it all, "That wasn't me.", and then he held up a button, pressed it, and blew up Mount Chrismore, blowing the top of the mountain's head off completely. "Now THAT, that was me!", and then he began laughing, "Ahahahahahahaha!", and even Chef laughed a bit, as did Veronica who just arrived on the scene too. Eventually Chris angrily looked at Chef though, stopping his laughter a bit, changing it to an angry growl, folding of the arms, and looking away from Chris angrily. As things cleared up, Fang walked around with Scott's legs coming out of his mouth, but Scott used his spray paint can inside of Fang's mouth, getting the Shark to quickly spit him out. Immediately after that, the episode changed to night time, when the elimination ceremony was being had;
With all of the contestants gathered for a change, and Chris as usual standing infront of them all, along with Chef in his hazmat suit with the toxic marshmallow being held at the end of a stick, tensions were indeed, quite high. Chris then, of course, began talking as usual;
"The real FINAL landmark was the totem pole", he quickly explained to everyone, apparently having waited literally until nightfall to do so, "Immunity and Today's SOLE vote goes to the first person who completely tagged it! Scott!", and then everyone gasped, except for Scott who went;
"Scott! Eliminate the player of your choice!", he then whispered with a smile, "Choose Topher!"
"HEY!", was Topher's angry response. Scott ignored them both, stood up, and went;
"Eenie Meenie Mynie Moe, Who's the biggest losee-o?", and then after pondering his choice, he finally just said, "It's Shawn!", and then Jasmine gasped in response to that, and also glared angrily at Scott. Shawn meanwhile, just sighed. "Would have picked someone else", he looked over to Samey, who also looked at him angrily, "But something that happened at the last minute just changed my mind."
"Well, Shawn!", Chris announced, "The toxic marshmallow of loserdom, is yours!", and then Chef walked over and showed him up-close the toxic marshmallow. Of course, Shawn didn't want it at all, but was silent and just sadly looked down at the ground. Soon enough, he was sitting in the hurl of shame, while Chris stood by and continued talking, "Well Shawn, it was nice knowin' ya! All the Zombie talk, All the Jasmine stuff, all the, ya know what, you were really fun to know! But, yeah, it's time for you to go."
"Shawn!", Jasmine then ran up to Shawn to have a few last words with him, "I'm so sorry!"
"Hey, what do you have to be sorry for?", Shawn said back to her, "You're the one who made this thing actually happy for me.", Jasmine then smiled;
"Oh, I'm going to miss you so much."
"Well, I'm not going to say for you to win for both of us because on this show that always tends to fail, but hey, at least now you won't have me to distract you from winning, right?", Jasmine giggled a bit and then they went for one final kiss, but just before they could kiss, Chef hurled Shawn far into the distance, making Jasmine sigh in sadness. Chris just smiled, laughed, and turned to the camera;
"Who will be the next loser hurled?", Chris then had a look of true sadism, "How will Veronica's upcoming birthday be celebrated? What humiliating challenges lie in store?!", and then he just had his usual smile, "And where will I build my next monument to me?! Find out next time, on TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with that, the episode faded out to the credits.
[HURL OF SHAME]
*Shawn is screaming, and is flying towards a resort where Leonard, Lightning, Sugar, Ella, Cameron and Amy are all shown relaxing by a pool. Amy was about to open her mouth just when Shawn fell on her while she was in the pool, causing a big splash that got everyone wet.*
[HURL OF SHAME CLIP ENDS]